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A League of Her Own (Dumb Broad Barf Alert!)))
Townhall.com ^ | July 8, 2009 | Kathleen Parker

Posted on 07/08/2009 10:16:17 AM PDT by Kaslin

WASHINGTON -- When you're up to your waders in barracuda, blame the media.

And quit your job.

And say you did it for the people.

And hire an agent.

And try to keep a straight face.

On your way to the bank.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public, H.L. Mencken once said. Terribly elitist fellow, that Mencken. If only he were alive to witness the phenomenon of Sarah Palin, whose biography validates every cynical thought that ever found expression in his prolific prose.

Let's just say, Palin is in no danger of going broke. From her book contract alone, she never has to worry about money again, according to one close insider.

She may be politically dead -- "If I die, I die. So be it," as Palin recently put it -- but that likelihood depends on how one defines politics. In fact, adding mystery to confoundedness, Palin has enough supporters and fundraising potential to put a ground game in play in a matter of seconds. Just to toss in a sports metaphor, if I may.

Meanwhile, getting real, can we stop pretending that Palin is interested in anything other than her own ambition?

Can we also stop nodding assent every time she says the media are to blame for her self-inflicted wounds? The media invented Sarah Palin. Before the media shone their light on those no-place-like-home slippers, does anyone recall ever wondering what a governor of Alaska was up to?

Not that Alaska isn't a beautiful, wildlife- and resource-rich state. And not that we don't all admire the rugged, frontier spirit that makes Alaskans our kind of Americans. But it took the benighted East Coast media to put one Sarah Palin on the map of the lower 48.

There's nothing wrong with ambition, of course. No one gets to the White House or the Iditarod finish line without it. But claiming selfless virtue -- not to mention solidarity with wounded soldiers in Kosovo and Landstuhl -- over personal preference is a herring of a different color.

"Let's face it, she just doesn't really want to govern and she's doing what's best for her," said a Republican campaign strategist who has worked with Palin.

"This is a win/win," said another. "It's a win for her because she is not politically viable, and now hopefully she can make a lot of money, have balance and affect culture in a positive way. It's a win for the Republican Party because she was the female version of (George W.) Bush in some ways. She is not intellectually curious. We need and have smart, competent alternatives."

Undoubtedly and understandably, Palin is weary of the fray. The crucial turning point was the attacks on her family. No one can honestly make the case that the Palins didn't take more heat than other public families. That said, it isn't difficult to avoid media attention. All one has to do is go to Alaska and stay put. But Palin, like the giddy Icarus, seems drawn to heat and light.

Palin also blamed frivolous ethics charges as a reason for her premature retirement. Alaskans lately have turned against the once-popular governor and filed complaints that have run up legal fees in the $500,000 range. Nobody wants that, surely, but that's chump change for Palin, whose supporters tossed $400,000 her way the first month SarahPac went online.

Finally, Palin blamed "a full-court press from the national level picking away right now" and said she "knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can win. And that is what I'm doing -- keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities. Remember, they include energy independence and smaller government and national security and freedom. And I know when it's time to pass the ball for victory."

Fortunately, Palin has hired a writer to help with her tell-all.

Insiders confirm that Palin felt she couldn't accomplish as much as a besieged governor as she can as a private citizen working behind the scenes. While those facts may be true, the sidebar reveals a convenient rationale. The usual rule applies: Follow the money.

As a public speaker, Palin will be golden. Other rumors circulating suggest a television show, a possible newspaper column (but remember, Palin hates the mainstream media), and fundraising gigs where the erstwhile vice presidential candidate can retain her hot spot on center stage.

If that is altruism, there's a lakeside house in Wasilla with a fabulous view of Russia you're just gonna love.


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KEYWORDS: kathleenparker; sarahpalin
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The barf alert is directed at the author
1 posted on 07/08/2009 10:16:18 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

already posted. I don’t read her stuff anyway.


2 posted on 07/08/2009 10:17:09 AM PDT by libbylu ( Palin begins from Wasilla not only a campaign, an Iditarod of a crusade)
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To: Kaslin

Why is Townhall carrying this Palin-obsessed hag?


3 posted on 07/08/2009 10:18:18 AM PDT by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard
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To: Kaslin

Talk about a sore winner. Is it not enough that they caused her to step down? How much more hatred is the media going to spew on the Palin family? Why is it that the Hildebeast get $8 million for “her” book deal a good thing but Sarah doing the same thing bad?


4 posted on 07/08/2009 10:19:01 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Socialism is the belief that most people are better off if everyone was equally poor and miserable.)
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To: Kaslin

Three anonymous sources for her article, just one shy of New York Times land and 8 shy of Vanity Fair. Keep working!


5 posted on 07/08/2009 10:21:27 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (we also have the duty to avoid prostituting our Catholic identity by appeals to phony dialogue)
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To: Blood of Tyrants
Why is it that the Hildebeast get $8 million for “her” book deal a good thing but Sarah doing the same thing bad?

Because in their eyes Hillary Clinton is good and Sarah Palin is bad. Therefore their book deals are good and bad respectively.

6 posted on 07/08/2009 10:21:30 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
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To: Kaslin
If I were Sarah P. my message to Ms. Palin would be “I'm not a barracuda, I'm THE barracuda. And it's President Barracuda to you!”
7 posted on 07/08/2009 10:22:05 AM PDT by jwparkerjr (God Bless America!)
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To: libbylu

I normally don’t post her stuff either, but show me where it already posted.


8 posted on 07/08/2009 10:22:42 AM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for 0bama: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Kaslin
A typical twisting of the facts,
death by innuendo and
a HIT piece (in the vein of superiority of the writer.)

Pay no attention to the person behind the curtain.
They/she are/is hired to be killers of reputations and misintereptretation of facts and reality/truth.

Hoping they can delude the people.

9 posted on 07/08/2009 10:23:44 AM PDT by geologist (The only answer to the troubles of this life is Jesus. A decision we all must make.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Yes, but the beauty is the unintended consequences! She’s going to be a much greater Republican leader for the 2010 elections nationwidhe, now that she’s stepped down.


10 posted on 07/08/2009 10:23:48 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: WhistlingPastTheGraveyard

Perhaps so we can make fun of her?


11 posted on 07/08/2009 10:24:02 AM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for 0bama: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Kaslin
Same article, different title: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2287930/posts
12 posted on 07/08/2009 10:24:55 AM PDT by EveningStar (If you suggest that Sarah Palin is incapable of anything less than levitating, you're a Palinphobe.)
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To: Kaslin

Dear ‘Elite’ Kathleen,

A ‘ground game’ is a sports use of a military metaphor.

Sincerely,

A Humble Freeper


13 posted on 07/08/2009 10:25:44 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: 9YearLurker

These are Sarah’s tweets for today, she blasts the Obama Administration, no wonder the libtards are scared..a chick with guts..

Talk in DC of a 2nd “Stimulus” Pkg: Impacts on AK? We’d be partaking in even more Big Govt largess & immoral natl debt accumulation when...

NO ONE can measure DC’s 1st attempt @ growing debt to “fix” prob. AK seeks development, industry, jobs for econ recovery vs growing govt

Couple of thoughts for the day on beautiful bright AK morn:”You have to sacrifice to win. That’s my philosophy in 6 words.”- George Allen. &

Today,try this: “Act in accordance to your conscience -risk- by pursuing larger vision in opposition to popular, powerful pressure”-unknown


14 posted on 07/08/2009 10:25:50 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Kaslin

If you look up “jealous b***h” in Webster’s, it refers you to the entry for Parker.


15 posted on 07/08/2009 10:26:40 AM PDT by Right Cal Gal (Abraham Lincoln would have let Berkeley leave the Union without a fight)
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To: Kaslin

Poor Kathleen, she just can’t help herself. She could surely use some cheese to go along with that whine.


16 posted on 07/08/2009 10:26:47 AM PDT by bereanway (Sarah get your gun)
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To: Kaslin
Fortunately, Palin has hired a writer to help with her tell-all.

As a public speaker, Palin will be golden.


The bile and vitriol are clouding your intellect, Kathleen, and causing you to contradict yourself. Take a break, take it easy, perhaps at your imaginary lake house in Wasilla.


17 posted on 07/08/2009 10:29:45 AM PDT by definitelynotaliberal
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To: Kaslin
From the transcript of Palin's speech"

A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket... and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can WIN.

To be extremely nitpicky, a good point guard doesn't keep her eye on the basket. A good point guard is aware of where her teammates are at all times.

I'm just sayin...

18 posted on 07/08/2009 10:31:01 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Kaslin

19 posted on 07/08/2009 10:31:49 AM PDT by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......?)
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To: Kaslin

Has anyone ever seen Kathleen Parker and Maureen Dowd at the same time? I’m beginning to think they are the same person.


20 posted on 07/08/2009 10:32:38 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
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