Posted on 07/07/2009 8:40:44 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
I woke up in the middle of the night and realized the trick.
You see, evil doesnt just show up. It disguises itself as something nice; so youll let it in. It tricks you.
Murdering babies is called Pro-Choice. Unfair Censorship is called The Fairness Doctrine. Outlandish Taxes and the Death of Freedom is called Cap & Trade. Sounds like Fish & Chips. You gotta figure out the trick.
Id been wondering why the liberals are so passionate about this Health Care thing. It couldnt be because they actually care about sick, poor people. If they did, they would visit hospitals, and give ten percent of their gross salaries to Compassion International and World Vision, like us stupid church go-ers do. Biden gave $62 to charity last year.
No, theres gotta be a catch. I guess this question was sitting in my brain and during my sleep, my brain was working on it, because when I suddenly awoke at 3 a.m. I had the answer.
Euthanasia!
Social Security and Medicare are broke. Baby boomers, like me, are getting old and will soon be asking for it. Socialized medicine makes people die. You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who cant speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude, really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you. They mumble something incoherent about paperwork. You die. One less person in line for Social Security and Medicare!
Obama legally kills babies and now he can legally kill Grandmas!(continued)
(Excerpt) Read more at bighollywood.breitbart.com ...
She has some amazing thoughts, and a good moral background now as well - under that exterior - don’t take her too lightly!
Jackson: "You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who cant speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude, really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you. They mumble something incoherent about paperwork."
How is it that woman works at every DMV and always mumbles the organ donor consent question incoherently? You can bet this same one will be running government heathcare.
“I’ve been wondering why liberals are so passionate about this Health Care thing...”
...because she knows them personally and they aren’t compassionate...
Wow.
ROTFLOL
Yep, Victoria gets it.
“Shed probably be more comfortable with Toonces at the helm of the country”
I loved the Toonces skits!
She has divine wisdom that is for sure unlike the “wisdom of demons” that the Bible speaks of.
Planned Grandparenthood Clinics coming soon to your neighborhood, brought to you by Obamacare. Go gently into that good night.
TOONCES LOOK OUT
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW
( CRASH )
You are a brave man.......I hope your wife doesn’t know how to read or your in BIG trouble..All Freepers will pray for you and come to your funeral....:O)
She should speak at the RNC convention...wouldn’t that be a hoot! She’s funny and makes great arguments too. Hey she’s even articulate and clean ;-)
Toonces the Driving Cat
The Cat who could drive a car.
He drives around
all over the town
Toonces the Driving Cat!
I knew I had a crush on her back in the day for a good reason.
I use to LOVE that bit!
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