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Obama in Russia Cuts Global Warming Nuke Treaty
Washington Examiner ^ | 7/6/2009 | Scott Ott

Posted on 07/07/2009 10:45:31 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross

Examiner Columnist | 7/6/09 10:44 PM

News fairly unbalanced. We report. You decipher.

President Barack Obama returns from Russia this week with a verbal commitment in hand from President Dmitry Medvedev to slash stockpiles of nuclear weapons as a preemptive strike against one of the top five potential causes of man-made global warming -- unrestrained atomic fission.

"Our conflicting notions of national security made previous nuclear arms reductions difficult," said Mr. Obama, standing next to his Russian counterpart at a news conference, "but our shared concern over the threat of global warming has brought us together this week. Dmitry and I both realize that the greatest threat posed by nuclear weapons is that they heat the atmosphere to roughly 300,000 degrees Celsius and therefore could cause measurable climate change."

The U.S.-Russia deal includes a cap-and-trade system that allows nations with large volumes of nuclear weapons to purchase radiation-emission credits from nations which have no nuclear arsenals. The plan won't reduce the overall potential temperature of the atmosphere, however, it will provide an income stream to boost the prosperity of pre-nuclear nations and drain the resources of nuclear superpowers forcing them to consider alternative sources of national defense.

Experts say nuclear detonation has a global warming impact potential that rivals carbon dioxide, second-hand cigarette smoke, lawn mower exhaust and even livestock emissions in its ability to heat the atmosphere, thereby threatening wildlife habitat.

President Obama said the new round of negotiations would "lead to a world of clean air and clean energy where the only people who have nuclear weapons are those who have no respect for the rule of law."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bhorussia; global; nuke; obama; russia; satire; scrappleface
Psst. satire.
1 posted on 07/07/2009 10:45:32 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross
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To: Servant of the Cross

Hard to tell anymore.


2 posted on 07/07/2009 10:48:46 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: Servant of the Cross

Had me going there.

He’s A-OK with Iran pursuing nuclear power to power his nation (and also to become a nuclear power).

We are supposed to look to Gilligan’s Island for our “self-sufficient” needs.

Global Warming is a ponzi scheme. A redistribution of wealth. A power brokerage system.

Those perpetuating this scam should face charges for their fraud.

If the bunko squad can run you in for running a racket “that the consumer freely came into”, then it makes no difference that Congress “legislated” global warming offset credit policies.


3 posted on 07/07/2009 10:50:22 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Servant of the Cross

I always said that global warming would easily be cancelled out by nuclear winter.

Better keep those 40,000 nukes. Just in case. We might need ‘em.


4 posted on 07/07/2009 10:53:05 AM PDT by mbarker12474 (If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
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To: Servant of the Cross

Russia should have tried this gambit. Our college-boy president would have jumped at it.


5 posted on 07/07/2009 10:53:47 AM PDT by rhombus
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OFF TOPIC:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2220254/posts

“Obama, Medvedev Commit to Reduce Nuclear Arms, Reset Relationship”
AMERICAN FORCES PRESS SERVICE ^ | April 1, 2009 | Fred W. Baker III
Posted on April 1, 2009 4:18:57 PM PDT by Cindy


6 posted on 07/07/2009 11:02:59 AM PDT by Cindy
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To: Servant of the Cross

Are you so sure?
Doesn’t sound much different than the proposal that our distingushed Representatives will be implementing right here in the Good old United States.
Now how can anyone deny that the only purpose of these cap and trade bills is to punish nations ,ours mostly, and has nothing to do with the scam of climate change,or global warming or whatever the flavor of the week is now called. WHAT A BUNCH OF SUCKERS !
Where are there any leaders speaking up for SANITY? This has gone from the Twilight Zone to the gong show to Laugh In


7 posted on 07/07/2009 11:10:51 AM PDT by ballplayer
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To: Servant of the Cross

See, if you give people what they want, they will like you.

(until you run out fo things they want)


8 posted on 07/07/2009 11:13:33 AM PDT by truemiester ((If the U.S. should fail, a veil of darkness will come over the Earth for a thousand years))
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