Czar has become the new catch-word in Washington, D.C.
So let's see...
Romney: Czar of Hair Gels and Creams
Rudy: Czar of Hair Pieces, Rogane, and Other follicle Stimulants
McCain: Czar of Senility and Other Geriatric Medications
Huckster: Czar of Down Home Music, and FoxNews Relations
Each of them would have offices in their home state, so they could be close to ‘the people’, anywhere but the White House or other government offices national or state level.
I can dream, can't I?
LOL!