Woo hoo!! Our 3rd QTR '09 FReepathon is Underway!! Thread III

To: Brad's Gramma

61 posted on 07/06/2009 5:36:56 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR....Monthly Donors Wanted.)

To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Well ya shore you betcha!

My DIL!!!

;)

62 posted on 07/06/2009 5:39:45 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (BG x 2 (and a heartbeat was heard today....))

To: Brad's Gramma

How wonderful for you!!!!

Now, knock off the MN stereotype crap...

;-)

63 posted on 07/06/2009 5:42:29 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR....Monthly Donors Wanted.)

Shall we go ahead and change the name to “Free California” or “Free Mexifornia”?

64 posted on 07/06/2009 5:45:26 PM PDT by don-o (My son, Ben - Marine PFC- 1/16/09 - Parris Island - LC -6/4/09 - 29 Palms - Camp Pendleton 6/18)

To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Ya shore you bet yore sweet b ippy!

Stupid iTouch won’t let me spell b ippy.

65 posted on 07/06/2009 5:51:35 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (BG x 2 (and a heartbeat was heard today....))

To: Brad's Gramma

You got itouch?

I got dial-up....

66 posted on 07/06/2009 5:58:21 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR....Monthly Donors Wanted.)

To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Yep. You can type one finger at a time!

Battery is always running out... But in a pinch like this... Ya shore..., um. Scratch that last part ok?

;)

67 posted on 07/06/2009 6:21:04 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (BG x 2 (and a heartbeat was heard today....))

To: ButThreeLeftsDo

(can’t help myself....)

YOU BETCHA!

;)

68 posted on 07/06/2009 6:21:57 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (BG x 2 (and a heartbeat was heard today....))

To: Brad's Gramma

Here, I usually type with one fist....

69 posted on 07/06/2009 6:23:56 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR....Monthly Donors Wanted.)

To: Brad's Gramma

You’re my favorite techie-whiz.....

70 posted on 07/06/2009 6:24:44 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR....Monthly Donors Wanted.)

To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Woo hoo!!

We have incoming:

$10 from North Carolina
$20 from Michigan
$10 monthly from Pennsylvania
$10 from California
$10 from Colorado

Thank you all very much!!

71 posted on 07/06/2009 6:31:17 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jimrobfr)

To: Jim Robinson

I need a link to change my monthly donation.

Oh, it’s not bad news....

;-)

72 posted on 07/06/2009 6:34:46 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR....Monthly Donors Wanted.)

With the California state government doing what it's doing to the people of the state, I'm kind of partial to Californication.

It's the state with the motto: Citizens? Screw you!

It will be known as the Beholden State

We'll change our state capital's name to Excramento

We'll switch our state bird to the Albatros.

Our new state flower will be the Venice Fly Trap

Our new bond rating will be Tripple XXX

On our flag, the illegal immigrant will replace the bear

We'll remove green from the citizens and put it on the flag

Cinco de Mayo will become the state's Independence Day

Our ports will be renamed, Wrong Beach, Lost Anglos, and Damn Francesco's Gay

Our schools will have separate facilites for boys and girls, Girls Gone Wild and Porkers

The sales tax rate will be 25%

The income tax rate will be anything left after the federal tax is paid

The death tax rate will be 200%, just in case

Watt's will be renamed Black's Last Stand, after they are totally pushed out of the state by recent "immigrants' wink wink...

Yosemite will be renamed Joosemite after La Voz de Astlan carries out it's final solution

There will be healthcare for all. Six bandages per family per year, a box of tonge depressors, a bottle of asprin, some used exam gloves, and a six page booklet explaining how to conduct family exams at your own pace

Thank heaven our cars will be left alone. As long as one family member can push it anywhere you want to go, the rest of the family is free to enjoy the ride

Religion will be left alone too. But then, the Bible and the mention of Christ, Jesus, God, Heaven, Savior, and other names indicative of crimes aginst humanity will be forbidden

It's gonna be a swell place. You'll want to invite all your enemies from outside the state to visit. Send them down to L.A. after dark, problem solved

Two weeks later, you'll follow them down there after dark on purpose .

73 posted on 07/06/2009 6:34:57 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (_Resident of the United States and Kenya's favorite son, Baraaaack Hussein Obamaaaa...)

To: ButThreeLeftsDo

You have freepmail...

74 posted on 07/06/2009 6:39:04 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jimrobfr)

To: Jim Robinson

You have a 100% increase coming your way.

75 posted on 07/06/2009 6:44:40 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR....Monthly Donors Wanted.)

To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Woo hoo!! Thank you very much, ButThreeLeftsDo!! And your name has been entered into our drawing for the Freeper Convention tickets!!

76 posted on 07/06/2009 7:16:36 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jimrobfr)

To: Jim Robinson

77 posted on 07/06/2009 7:18:20 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR....Monthly Donors Wanted.)

To: Jim Robinson

I never win anything, but if I do.....I will not be able to attend, due to family matters and logistics...

However...if I win the drawing...I’ll be happy to hand my tickets to the highest bidder on FR.......

The winning bidder hands the $$$ to FR.

78 posted on 07/06/2009 7:26:31 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR....Monthly Donors Wanted.)

To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Thank you very much, ButThreeLeftsDo!!

Woo hoo!!

And we have incoming:

$50 from California
$50 from Texas
$15 from South Carolina
$25 from Virginia
$75 from California
$20 from Texas
$10 monthly from Pennsylvania
$10 from North Carolina

Thank you all very much!!

79 posted on 07/06/2009 8:33:47 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jimrobfr)

To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Look at this! I am typing with all ten fingers and toes!

WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

80 posted on 07/06/2009 8:36:19 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (BG x 2 (and a heartbeat was heard today....))

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