Replies

With the California state government doing what it's doing to the people of the state, I'm kind of partial to Californication.

It's the state with the motto: Citizens? Screw you!

It will be known as the Beholden State

We'll change our state capital's name to Excramento

We'll switch our state bird to the Albatros.

Our new state flower will be the Venice Fly Trap

Our new bond rating will be Tripple XXX

On our flag, the illegal immigrant will replace the bear

We'll remove green from the citizens and put it on the flag

Cinco de Mayo will become the state's Independence Day

Our ports will be renamed, Wrong Beach, Lost Anglos, and Damn Francesco's Gay

Our schools will have separate facilites for boys and girls, Girls Gone Wild and Porkers

The sales tax rate will be 25%

The income tax rate will be anything left after the federal tax is paid

The death tax rate will be 200%, just in case

Watt's will be renamed Black's Last Stand, after they are totally pushed out of the state by recent "immigrants' wink wink...

Yosemite will be renamed Joosemite after La Voz de Astlan carries out it's final solution

There will be healthcare for all. Six bandages per family per year, a box of tonge depressors, a bottle of asprin, some used exam gloves, and a six page booklet explaining how to conduct family exams at your own pace

Thank heaven our cars will be left alone. As long as one family member can push it anywhere you want to go, the rest of the family is free to enjoy the ride

Religion will be left alone too. But then, the Bible and the mention of Christ, Jesus, God, Heaven, Savior, and other names indicative of crimes aginst humanity will be forbidden

It's gonna be a swell place. You'll want to invite all your enemies from outside the state to visit. Send them down to L.A. after dark, problem solved

Two weeks later, you'll follow them down there after dark on purpose .