[Dallas59]

[Dallas59]

But when questioned about the U.S. first lady, Doletskaya becomes lively. She describes Michelle's style as "very fresh," as someone who mixes boldly "but in a very refined way."

[cranked]

I love how the media continually tries to portray Michelle as the next Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.

/fail

[gov_bean_ counter]

Svimvear
Eveninkvear...

[Allegra]

"Refined???"

This is a classic demonstration of how the media can dupe the sheeple.

[syriacus]

I can't believe I'm hesitating to sew my own clothes again after taking a break for 2 decades.

I've been fearful that the results would look too homemade.

[WellyP]

Like trying to put an evening gown on a cow! Attention MSM: This woman is UGLY!

[seton89]

But the American first hag, who has appalled publics in the U.S. and Europe with her vicious glare and porcine habitus ...

[Red_Devil 232]

The only way she cam bring glamor to Moscow is if she is toten' one of these!

[McLynnan]

She made us so proud in England where she wore her poodle skirt to visit the Queen. That is also the trip where she previewed her sweater made of four clashing fabrics safety-pinned up the back, her wife beater tank top, and who could forget the signature belt under her armpits? She looked like a cartoon character next to the ladylike elegance and style of Bruni in France. By the way, is that a train on the back of her shower curtain?

[sergeantdave]

Her caboose takes up so much room on the tracks that you can’t see the scenery.

[panthermom]

What in the heck is she wearing? Her pajama’s and a lei?

[RetSignman]

[RetSignman]

[Fresh Wind]

Well, she’s worn the bedspread, the couch upholstery, the tablecloth, and the kitchen apron, why wouldn’t she wear the shower curtain too?

[sticker]

Michelle Obama couldn't bring glamor to a truckstop

[Right_in_Virginia]

But the American first lady, who has wowed publics in the U.S. and Europe . . .

"Wow!" has more than one meaning ;^D

[quesera]

Michelle Obama brings her superstar glamor to Moscow this weekend as she accompanies her husband on his summit with the Russian president.

Wow! That is some kool-aid these morons are drinking.

[Bookwoman]

You are either brilliant or really need help... probably brilliant.

[RoadKingSE]

Michelle Obama brings her superstar glamor to Moscow

"Russia!? I ain't goin to no Russia you Dumbo-earred dummy, I'm goin to Michael's funeral. And you gonna have to stop with the middle finger or you can change your name from Messiah to Stumpy. Let's see you explain that one to Charles Gibson. Now gimme my shoes and let's get out of here. My damn belt is killing me."

[ottbmare]

You know what? She’s not ugly. She is sour, angry, resentful, and arrogant, and these traits come out on her face, but the basic architecture of her face is not at all bad. She could be actually pretty if she were filled with love, joy, and peace. The best plastic surgeon for a middle-aged woman is Jesus.

And she is not fat. She is clearly carrying some extra weight on her thighs and butt, same as most of us other middle-aged women. It’s not easy getting that off, especially when you have to sit through two or three really delicious official meals every day. Most of us would not mind her ten or fifteen pounds on the caboose if she were a Republican. We never minded when Laura Bush or Barbara Bush put on some extra weight because they were lovely women.

It’s this insistence that she is a great beauty and a fashion icon that is maddening. The “great beauty” line is of course designed to alleviate the liberal guilt of the mass media. I believe it’s a bit like modern art: if you say it’s all ugly, stupid, degenerate garbage, you’ll be labelled a philistine and a racist.