Posted on 07/02/2009 10:03:43 AM PDT by EveningStar
WASHINGTON - The President's landmark 'Cap and Trade' bill faces an uncertain fate this week, as congressional backers of the carbon-limiting legislation face mounting opposition from a myriad of interest groups angered by its controversial ritual virgin sacrifice provision.
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I had to read it three times before I figured out that Richard Branson wasn't involved.
I guess that’s funny.
Do I get a carbon offset for using “Beano” regularly?
Around here almost every house and most condos have fireplaces.
I'm taking photos of the best stands of wood that are easiest to get at (fast, too, before the owners show up).
We can use that wood Fur Shur.
That was one of the features not noted by Crap&Tax advocates, but it's certainly implicit.
Now that's just an observation. The bill would also seem to make it obvious that dwarf French goats will be allowed in urban areas for the purpose of tending lawns.
“..........But the one that has seemingly stoked a grassroots backlash is the controversial Sexually Inexperienced Citizen Environmental Volunteer Amendment. The wording of the amendment calls for all American virgins over the age of 21 to register with the Selective Sacrifice Board, for possible use as victims in nationally televised vivisections intended to “supplicate the Earth-Spirits..........”
LOL, the real “science” behind human-caused global warming is finally exposed!!!!
House Energy Committee Chair Henry Waxman (D-CA) defended the bill’s controversial ‘virgin exclusions’ rider, which specifies sacrificial exemptions for certain religious orders, members of Congress, and Keith Olbermann.
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