Posted on 06/29/2009 9:17:39 AM PDT by AJKauf
He’s nice. Affable, even. He’s got a good build and a killer smile. He’s perfect on the small screen. He’s big in Germany.
He’s … David Hasselhoff?
No — Barack Obama.
Why did we elect this guy, anyway? As it turns out, hardly half of Americans are optimistic about the president’s signature piece of legislation, the Porkulus. Other polls show that most Americans don’t feel the economy is set to return to robust growth any time soon. And it must be said that even without a teleprompter, Hasselhoff is capable of turning in a convincing, heart-wrenching performance.
A recent Pew Research poll showed that 58 percent of Americans were against giving more tax dollars to GM and Chrysler — just 36 percent were in favor. Similar percentages are against the new Cash for Clunkers law, perhaps because it uses a trade-in formula even more complex than the math used by car dealers to conceal what your actual monthly payment will turn out to be.
Where the president has succeeded — largely, in getting his massive stimulus bill through congress — it hasn’t exactly inspired the American people.....
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Well KITT was a Transam....and Obama has bought us GM....But the Pontiac division is set to close.
somehow this convoluted mess can be sorted out, with Hasselhoff becoming POTUS and mObama becoming ambassador to Germany and the new driver of KITT in europe.
“He’s got a good build and a killer smile.”
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Obama? I’d say more like a string bean build with THE SMILE OF A PSYCHOTIC KILLER.
First person to photoshop Michelle in a Bay Watch swimsuit is a dead man.
LOL...I see you’ve bought into the “Hawaiian Birth” mythology, too!
They look so natural, don't they??? ;0)
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