Posted on 06/28/2009 10:24:43 PM PDT by Rebelbase
"Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you.
We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.
Don't miss the boat
(limited time offer)
The boat departs from Mombasa (Kenya) and docks at Djibouti harbor (in Djibouti).
Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before June 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.
(Excerpt) Read more at somalicruises.com ...
damn that is great! sign me up.
What was that old novel / movie? “Most Dangerous Game” or something? Rich guy hunts humans on his private island as I recall.
“Most cruises offer a mini-bar, We offer a mounted Mini-Gun”
ROTF!
click the testimonials link! to funny. now a cruise and some ‘muslim plinkin’ all at the same time...well it just would not get any better than that!
This isn’t real. There’s no link to sign up.
Do you reckon we could raise enough to buy our own boat?
Who has the rumored taxidermist concession?
Count me in!
it’s not? well who the hell answered the reservations phone number and took down my credit card info for the trip and rental for 2 mini guns? (2 ‘cause I’m gonna burn up the first one for sure!)
Any freeper signing in for the cruise, will be more than welcome to stay in my house in Djibouti.
Their ammo rates are very reasonable.
How many times is this making it arund the internet? I read this the day after the triple head shot rescue.
Awesome! Do you have ‘smoking’ cabins?
This needs to get to People’s Cube and Rush!
I noticed the ammp pirces also. I only WISH I could buy 100 rounds of .223 for 15 bucks!
I suppose the UN will try to sell pirate hunting licenses and put daily limits on the number of pirates that can be shot and perhaps declare a limited pirate hunting season so that generations to come can enjoy this sport.
Another hoax. But funny!
It’s entrepreneurship, all right, but it is a FAKE website, with REAL adds that people will click to ear these entrepreneurs some nice dough.
One looks at the ammo prices is proof that it is fake.
I guess you missed the political humor topic.
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