Posted on 06/25/2009 6:16:45 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
BREAKING NEWS - STILL DEVELOPING...
St. Tropez, France (MediaFetcher June 25, 2009) - The French Maritime Gendarmerie, a division of the French Navy responded to distress calls from 10 persons aboard a 120' luxury yacht cruising off of the coast of St. Tropez. Actor Sidebar Moderator was reportedly vacationing aboard the privately chartered vessel.
Search and rescue teams have been dispatched to the location of vessel with the aide of GPS emergency tracking devices and confirmed that it is completely submerged. Due to severe weather conditions and rough seas, rescue teams were forced to retreat.
There have been no confirmed details regarding survivors, and teams are on-standby to resume searches as weather permits. It is believed that a fire erupted on board as a result of turbulent waters and high winds.
This article is still developing and additional details will be reported as information becomes available.
Saint-Tropez is a commune of the Var département in southern France, located on the French Riviera. It has grown in popularity in recent years and is known today for its famous and wealthy guests.
Ok that was just wrong, ya’ll made my heart skip a beat-
Hoaxers....
{Sigh}
You’re out of luck. Mrs. Sidebar is getting all the dough, the mansion, plasma TVs, race cars, you name it. hmmmmmm. Could it have been ... foul play? Suspicious... ;)
Dang...the race cars too?
That tears it!
Is it at all possible that Mrs. Sidebar is a large-eyed physically fit brunette residing in Argentina?
If so, we might have a motive.
But what about Harrison Ford?
Yup, all 10 of them. She even gets Mr. Sidebar's retention bonus for June!
LoL!!!
Hmmmmm...I didn't realize moderating was so lucrative.
I hear you have an opening.
Where do I sign up? ;o)
BTW, there isn't enough money in the world that would entice me to do what you do, and do so well. Thank you.
I heard from the Sidebar Truthers Commission that this was an inside job. Not that I believe everything I hear, but, well, you are kind of a n00b. The widow thing is just a distraction, is what THEY say.
It's the law of supply and demand. Notice how many Admin Mods you see floating around here? Lots. Not too many Sidebar Mods, so they get the big bucks. ;)
Wait, whuuhh???
We lowly AMs have to make do with much smaller mansions and fewer race cars. Sidebar Mods get all the breaks! ;)
hehehe
That laugh had “guilty” written all over it.
OHNOES! I’m SO BUSTED! ;)
But... you got better. :-P
Personally, I thought SM was an overrated talent. Sure, he was popular, but what's he done lately that was any good?
And I still think the jury that acquitted him was rigged. He was guilty, guilty, guilty. :-)
Oh poor gallant Sidebar, I understand that he had a chance to save himself but went back onto the sinking yacht to try and save the 1985 Dom Perignon and brie for the post-sinking soiree in the lifeboat. So sad, yet what a shining example to aspiring Sbar Admins the world over!
You can’t fool me. I watch CSI.
There, I've said it...
I wouldn’t mind making do with a smaller mansion and only one race car, and would be willing to work my way up.
How long would that take anyway?
I have company coming next week, and would need to take several vacation days. ;o)
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