You’re out of luck. Mrs. Sidebar is getting all the dough, the mansion, plasma TVs, race cars, you name it. hmmmmmm. Could it have been ... foul play? Suspicious... ;)
Dang...the race cars too?
That tears it!
Is it at all possible that Mrs. Sidebar is a large-eyed physically fit brunette residing in Argentina?
If so, we might have a motive.