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Canadian scientists breeding cows that burp less (Breeding a greener hamburger?)
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| 2009/06/22
| Nina Lex
Posted on 06/23/2009 9:10:15 PM PDT by Maelstorm
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:10:15 PM PDT
by
Maelstorm
To: Maelstorm
Sorry, I want my beef fully-flatulent. I also have to have the dolphin-flavored tuna.
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:11:31 PM PDT
by
elkfersupper
(Member of the Original Defiant Class)
To: Maelstorm
Greener hamburger.
Reminds me of school lunches.
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:11:39 PM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 155 of our national holiday from reality.)
To: Maelstorm
I prefer the green eggs and ham.
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:14:05 PM PDT
by
FreeSouthernAmerican
(All we ask is to be let alone----Jefferson Davis)
To: Maelstorm
I guess God Almighty didn’t get the memo when he made cows that their farts/belches would eventually destroy the ozone layers and wreak enviromental catastrophe. This should be a joke in the pages of MAD magazine instead...un’effin believable!
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:17:49 PM PDT
by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: Maelstorm
I’ve got some “green” hamburger in my refrigerator right now.
Maybe I should throw it out but it keeps getting greener every day
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:18:37 PM PDT
by
jongaltsr
(Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
To: Maelstorm
How-Now-Much-Brown-Cow will your Cow-talytic converters
cost? JJ61
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:19:17 PM PDT
by
JerseyJohn61
(Better Late Than Never.......sometimes over lapping is worth the effort....)
To: Maelstorm
Cows with meat that has that full-bodied flavor.
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:19:35 PM PDT
by
jonrick46
(The Obama Administration is a blueprint for Fabian Socialism.)
To: tflabo
I’ve always said reality is far stranger than fiction.
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:21:10 PM PDT
by
Maelstorm
(When you can no longer say no to the government's confisation of your wealth then you are not free.)
To: Maelstorm
The stupid things liberals worry about; Cow farts/burps are as far from my mind as can be..!
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:26:46 PM PDT
by
JSDude1
(DHS, FBI, FEMA, etc have been bad little boys. They need to be spanked and sent to timeout!)
To: elkfersupper
Burp, schmurp.
I want them to genetically engineer a cow which gives chocolate milk from one of its teats and beer from another.
Cheers!
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:31:03 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: elkfersupper
From
here:
o One of Rush's favorite commercials was for Weemsco Tuna: <> Mom, the tuna doesn't taste as good as it used to. <> Millions of Americans feel the same way little Bobby does, ever since companies came out with dolphin-free tuna. <> The tuna doesn't taste as good as it used to. <> Luckily, not every company shamelessly bends over and drops their pants for each whiny special interest group that comes along and complains about something. When animal rights activists pressured Weemsco into eliminating the dolphin in our tuna, we politely said `*blllphht* - get a life!' Weemsco Tuna has the great dolphin flavor you grew up with. In fact, it's chock full of dolphin because now there's more for us to use. Weemsco Tuna tastes great because it's a secret blend of tuna, dolphin, shark, medical waste, and dead sea turtles who choked on deflated helium balloons. <> The tuna doesn't taste as good as it used to. <> But this is Weemsco Tuna, honey. Try it! <> Mmmmmm! <> Weemsco!
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:31:53 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: JSDude1
Yes but they are saving the planet from cow burps.
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:34:18 PM PDT
by
Maelstorm
(When you can no longer say no to the government's confisation of your wealth then you are not free.)
To: Maelstorm
But if I ate the greener burger would that mean that my flatulence would also be greener? ;-)
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:35:40 PM PDT
by
Lilpug15
(The Forgotten Man: He works, he votes and he generally prays - but He Always Pays": Sumner)
To: Maelstorm
Is there another time in history when the world has gone this insane?
To: Maelstorm
When do these new cows turn on the human creators? Classic setup of a Saturday afternoon made for TV Sci Fi channel movie.
To: elkfersupper
Canadian scientists breeding cows that burp less HooBoy. After reading that, what is it that still makes me think chemicals are involved? Couldn't they just sprinkle a little Maalox in the feed? Would Maalox get into the milk supply?
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:44:22 PM PDT
by
CanaGuy
(Go Harper!)
To: Maelstorm
In the immortal words of the (fictional) Edgar Friendly:
"You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"."
Just substitute Obama, AlGore or any other libtard of choice for the name "Cocteau."
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:46:47 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: chargers fan
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posted on
06/23/2009 9:49:16 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Maelstorm; LucyT
Most of the gas comes from bovine burps...............
This is a fabrication from liberal, orally fixated scientists.
Ask any one who operates a dairy farm. Most of the gas is produced from the opposite end.All they need to do is afix small seismic sensitive lighters under the bovine tails, to flame out the gas as it is expelled.
Light your cow today!!!!!!
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posted on
06/23/2009 10:53:54 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule ,derision ,truth. (member NRA)
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