[Maelstorm]

[elkfersupper]

Sorry, I want my beef fully-flatulent. I also have to have the dolphin-flavored tuna.

[null and void]

Greener hamburger.

Reminds me of school lunches.

[FreeSouthernAmerican]

I prefer the green eggs and ham.

[tflabo]

I guess God Almighty didn’t get the memo when he made cows that their farts/belches would eventually destroy the ozone layers and wreak enviromental catastrophe. This should be a joke in the pages of MAD magazine instead...un’effin believable!

[jongaltsr]

I’ve got some “green” hamburger in my refrigerator right now.

Maybe I should throw it out but it keeps getting greener every day

[JerseyJohn61]

How-Now-Much-Brown-Cow will your Cow-talytic converters
cost? JJ61

[jonrick46]

Cows with meat that has that full-bodied flavor.

[JSDude1]

The stupid things liberals worry about; Cow farts/burps are as far from my mind as can be..!

[Lilpug15]

But if I ate the greener burger would that mean that my flatulence would also be greener? ;-)

[rightwingcrazy]

Is there another time in history when the world has gone this insane?

[chargers fan]

When do these new cows turn on the human creators? Classic setup of a Saturday afternoon made for TV Sci Fi channel movie.

[shibumi]

In the immortal words of the (fictional) Edgar Friendly:

"You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"."

Just substitute Obama, AlGore or any other libtard of choice for the name "Cocteau."

[Candor7]

Most of the gas comes from bovine burps...............

This is a fabrication from liberal, orally fixated scientists.

Ask any one who operates a dairy farm. Most of the gas is produced from the opposite end.All they need to do is afix small seismic sensitive lighters under the bovine tails, to flame out the gas as it is expelled.

Light your cow today!!!!!!

[wastedyears]

I want cows that when they fart, it smells like a dozen rotting corpses.

NO MORE GREEN ANYTHING.

[cookcounty]

My mom used to buy her garden seed from Burpee's catalog.

Was that a bad thing?

[highlander_UW]

Have they tried giving the cow some seven up and antacids?