[seatrout]

—He’s worse than a mullah.—

Not true. To wit:

1. I bathe (actually shower—takes less time).

2. I shave.

3. I don’t keep goats around (my development frowns on those things, anyhow!)

4. I don’t force my wife and daughters to walk around in black bedsheets in public (or private for that matter).

5. I suppose I do face the East from time to time, but not for any particular reason.

Hope this clears things up.

[Admin Moderator]

6. You sleep with the fishes.

[Arrowhead1952]

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