He’s worse than a mullah.
Perhaps he is a Basiji sniper.
—Hes worse than a mullah.—
Not true. To wit:
1. I bathe (actually shower—takes less time).
2. I shave.
3. I don’t keep goats around (my development frowns on those things, anyhow!)
4. I don’t force my wife and daughters to walk around in black bedsheets in public (or private for that matter).
5. I suppose I do face the East from time to time, but not for any particular reason.
Hope this clears things up.