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To: Snickering Hound

hmmmm, i am going to venture a guess and say that lizzie is single.


2 posted on 06/18/2009 9:58:49 AM PDT by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: thefactor

Maybe she just needs new batteries for her... uh.. pesonal stress reliever device thingy.


7 posted on 06/18/2009 10:00:54 AM PDT by Made In The USA (BO stinks.)
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To: thefactor
She's the poster child for why I stay single, celibate, solvent, and sane.

/johnny

8 posted on 06/18/2009 10:00:59 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: thefactor

lizzie is single

Sounds like Liz could have been in the Marines. Or, maybe, just a pain in the @ss.


13 posted on 06/18/2009 10:05:39 AM PDT by Bitsy
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To: thefactor

“i am going to venture a guess and say that lizzie is single.”

If she is a typical RAT-Lib-Feminazi, she is probably not very attractive, either. Touchy-touchy.


15 posted on 06/18/2009 10:06:39 AM PDT by Polyxene (America held hostage for the next 4 years by a RAT thug from Chicago - www.obamaclock.org)
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To: thefactor

ROFL, might have a cat or two as well


26 posted on 06/18/2009 10:11:29 AM PDT by wafflehouse (RE-ELECT NO ONE !)
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To: thefactor

“hmmmm, i am going to venture a guess and say that lizzie is single.”.....

And I’m going to venture Lizzie may be a Lezzie....


45 posted on 06/18/2009 10:47:54 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: thefactor
Bette Midler To Shelley Long,from "Outrageous fortune":
"Ya know what I bet? I bet you ain't been laid in about a year!" LOLOL
That's it... Lizzie just needs one good zesty session to clean out the cobwebs,and she'll be meek as a lamb! :P
52 posted on 06/18/2009 11:33:54 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (For the sake of our Republic....RAISE HOLY HELL!)
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