3 Network News Anchors and an old U.S. Marine Gunnery Sgt. were captured by terrorists in Iraq...

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[MindBender26]

Army Motto:

Semper Gumby

[mom4melody]

LOL - shared with my former marine co-worker

[mrsmel]

LOL, good one, and quite a plausible scenario. I hate hate hate the media, and love love love our troops.

[jaydubya2]

REMF - Rear Echelon Mo Fo, (had to look it up...)

[ßuddaßudd]

LOL I like it !

[2banana]

Under Obama - the Marine would be brought up on war crimes charges...

[mgc1122]

LOL ... closer to truth than joke.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

LOL!

[Obadiah]

I don’t get it.

[Honeybunch]

I liked it all, except for the part about untying Katie.

[paulycy]

BTTT

[rbosque]

I’ll smoke a stogie to that joke!

[military cop]

Army Officer Motto: F-You, Semper Me.

RLTW

[Sunshine Sister]

Thank you. I didn't know what that meant either. Very descriptive I'd say!

[CaptainAmiigaf]

But only after he was forced to pay for the bullets he used. Also the Media demanded the USA pay reparations and pensions to the bereaved families of the poor dead terrorists.
Harvard announced tuition scholarships for the surviving children of the dead, while the government of the city of Boston, made “affordable housing” available to the widows.
The following week, Government Motors awarded newly built “green” cars to the families so they could easily get to the welfare offices to collect their checks.

[SERE_DOC]

And that ladies and gents is a prime example of why he is Army

Ain't
Ready
for
MARINE's
Yet

[CPT Clay]

ooo rah

[AppyPappy]

“and have you three REMF a-holes report that I was the aggressor....?”

Oh yeah, like that is going to stop them.

[krogers58]

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[Joe 6-pack]

"F-You, Semper Me."

In shorthand: "Semper I"