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Some pointers for Palin
Boston Globe ^

Posted on 05/19/2009 9:13:08 AM PDT by outpostinmass2

HEY, Sarah P., big congratulations on the memoir deal! I am so excited that you're joining our booky-wooky club! I know this is new for you, this book-writing thing, so do you mind some suggestions - just a few pointers? First, the story thing. You might not like that word "story," what with how it sounds like news story and might make you think about nasty interviews and so on, but I know you can get all creative about it. Important to remember: Your story is just what you want to tell - no more. You get to control every single word. Each word will lie still as if shot dead on the paper. There won't be that live thing - you know, people talking at you and asking questions and all - to confuse you. You will have total control. This could really be your medium, you know. Not media. Medium. Of course there's no connection. Now, the truth thing. The facts thing. These can be tricky. It's usually advised, in nonfiction books, that you get the facts straight, but who's to say what facts really are? What straight really means? One thing you should know: There are interesting differences between politicians and memoirists. If you haven't gone to jail, for instance, yet, it can actually be more memorable, more effective, more powerful in a memoir to say that you have. You've been to one, right? And can you make it seem real? That's all that matters: What's real is what seems real - what really tells your story.

(Excerpt) Read more at boston.com ...


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2012electionbias; bostonglob; idiotorial; ivorytower; ivorytown; palinbashing; pds; sarahpalin; threadneedspictures
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Gag alert. Liberal attempt at humor. This could be the worse op-ed of all time
1 posted on 05/19/2009 9:13:08 AM PDT by outpostinmass2
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FUBG
2 posted on 05/19/2009 9:15:58 AM PDT by goodnesswins (WE have a REPUBLIC.....IF we can KEEP IT!!!)
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To: outpostinmass2
This diarrhea is what passes as an editorial these days?
3 posted on 05/19/2009 9:16:51 AM PDT by SolidWood (Palin: "We do not want to become slaves of Washington.")
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To: outpostinmass2
Breathtakingly stupid.
4 posted on 05/19/2009 9:18:33 AM PDT by Jay Thomas (A DUmmie I ain't)
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To: outpostinmass2
so obami joined the booky wooky club way before sara, and she has a birth certificate to boot.
5 posted on 05/19/2009 9:18:52 AM PDT by Iron head mike (The government will soon make criminals of us all.)
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To: outpostinmass2

“Now, the truth thing. The facts thing. These can be tricky.”

As our illustrious president well knows..........


6 posted on 05/19/2009 9:18:55 AM PDT by roaddog727 (Built Ford tough not Obama weak.)
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To: outpostinmass2

Jane Alison is a novelist... no one has ever heard of.

And she can't write.

http://www.janealison.com/

7 posted on 05/19/2009 9:19:16 AM PDT by SolidWood (Palin: "We do not want to become slaves of Washington.")
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To: outpostinmass2

It isn’t humor it is disgusting. Liberals are disgusting in thought and deed.


8 posted on 05/19/2009 9:19:45 AM PDT by Maelstorm (Those that have nothing to hide welcome debate.)
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Some pointers for the boston globe. . .

Get bent.


9 posted on 05/19/2009 9:19:53 AM PDT by stentorian conservative (I'm tired of being Johnny B. Goode and I'm gonna start being Johnny Reb.)
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What a pathetic article.

The author seems very, very jealous of Sarah.


10 posted on 05/19/2009 9:20:51 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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Looking at her picture, I reiterate my point: Jane Alison is extremely jealous of Sarah Palin.


11 posted on 05/19/2009 9:22:05 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: outpostinmass2
Some pointers for Jane Alison and for the Boston Globe:

1. Palin has a job, and her finances are in order. That puts her way ahead of the Globe editors and the paper as a whole.

2. You don't look terribly smart driving away the only demographic that reads a daily paper, but you look even less so when you do it by making fun of someone who is so much smarter than your editorial writers.

12 posted on 05/19/2009 9:24:16 AM PDT by TurtleUp (So this is how liberty dies - to thunderous applause!)
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To: proud American in Canada

Her jealousy shows through her sophomoric “wit”

TC


13 posted on 05/19/2009 9:24:19 AM PDT by Pentagon Leatherneck
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To: SolidWood
Oh, she can write. Purple. Excerpts:

"The Chinese tied him to a tree. This did not bode well" (No kidding!)

"Josephine stood up, unsteady, and looked over the edge, into the roiling water. Deep, she knew. Forty-five feet! That was herself times just over eight."

"She could have given him what he wanted, when he begged her, and he would have undone everything--he would have burned the precious thing himself."

14 posted on 05/19/2009 9:25:17 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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Isn’t the Boston Globe going out of business?

Oh gee, I wonder why? /sarc


15 posted on 05/19/2009 9:26:57 AM PDT by Ticonderoga34 (A Community Organizer is the 21st century version of a Ward Heeler.)
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I thought the Boston Globe went bankrupt.


16 posted on 05/19/2009 9:27:10 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Revolting cat!

Lordy! The Boston Globe is hiring mental incompetents.


17 posted on 05/19/2009 9:28:07 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Vomit!


18 posted on 05/19/2009 9:29:08 AM PDT by plumcrazy
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Lordy! The Boston Globe is hiring mental incompetents.

I thought Ellen Goodman was the worst writer at the soon-to-be defunct Boston Globe. Guess I was wrong.
19 posted on 05/19/2009 9:29:54 AM PDT by Ticonderoga34 (A Community Organizer is the 21st century version of a Ward Heeler.)
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To: outpostinmass2

After attempting to read this crap I had to wonder; just what kind of idiots do the editors at the Globe think their readers are? No wonder rags like this are sliding into irrelevance.


20 posted on 05/19/2009 9:31:22 AM PDT by Skid Marx
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