God certainly does have a plan.
Posted on 05/18/2009 5:20:59 PM PDT by JohnD9207
A Texas mother of twins got the shock of her life when doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father.
Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.
Paternity tests then revealed what had happened — two eggs had been fertilized by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.
Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result.
Washington later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.
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Maybe she thought she could sue the hospital for switching babies.
ya know, a quick buck
New Headline:
Dallas Doctors Discover Darling Done Different Dudes
The old joke of which one is that Daddy, “Oh, I don’t know, maybe both”, comes to mind.
Or a woman has twins, who’s the father, “Oh, I don’t know, pick one.”
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Bottom feeder....eating up our tax dollars....
Damn.
That pic tugs at the heart.
Poor kids.
Momma was a rolling slut.
New book - “Heather has a Rival”
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer...DNA testing on kids after having an affair at the time of conception.
“You’d think when the guys passed each other in the hall it would have been a clue that something was wrong.”
Heck, you’d think the LINE in the hall would have raised an eyebrow or two!
hat if they’re not the same color? Is that what ‘’non-identicle’’ twins are.?
Yes - there’s no discount for the second kid! Both fathers have to pay the single child percentage. But, the kids already have a birth certificate - and the legal dad is the dad...
*You’d think when the guys passed each other in the hall it would have been a clue that something was wrong.*
You’d think that when their testicles bumped together that might have been a clue, too.
You just can’t make this stuff up. And the soap operas get mocked out for it when they run these storylines. Wonder what hubby is sayin’. Imagine if one was black and one was white and they’d go around saying, “Here’s my twin.” Now that would be interesting.
Well it’s hard to collect welfare when you’re married.
LOL. My thoughts exactly.
LOL! So mom is saying, “Oops! Oh my gosh! HOW did that happen??”
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