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Stimulus package offers no help for Whine Flu
The Daily Redundancy ^

Posted on 05/14/2009 12:26:01 PM PDT by chordmaster

ATLANTA, GA - An analysis of the $787 billion stimulus package conducted by the Centers for Disease Control has revealed that no funding has been allocated to fight Whine Flu, which officials acknowledge has been spreading rapidly in recent months. Researchers speculate that the stimulus bill may actually be contributing to the spread of the illness. Those afflicted with the ailment suffer from rapid onsets of depression, fits of extreme hopelessness and complain about pretty much everything.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: satire

1 posted on 05/14/2009 12:26:01 PM PDT by chordmaster
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To: chordmaster

It’s never enough for beggars.

Ah, well! I’M living the American dream.


2 posted on 05/14/2009 12:55:50 PM PDT by griswold3 (a good story is more compelling than the search for truth)
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