Posted on 05/14/2009 12:26:01 PM PDT by chordmaster
ATLANTA, GA - An analysis of the $787 billion stimulus package conducted by the Centers for Disease Control has revealed that no funding has been allocated to fight Whine Flu, which officials acknowledge has been spreading rapidly in recent months. Researchers speculate that the stimulus bill may actually be contributing to the spread of the illness. Those afflicted with the ailment suffer from rapid onsets of depression, fits of extreme hopelessness and complain about pretty much everything.
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