[shortstop]

Cuckoo for Cocoapuffs! Is that racist?

[mrmargaritaville]

osamaobama really wants to go after FruitLoops-but doesn’t want to offend perez hilton and bawney fwank.

[Savage Beast]

Of course the politicians in Washington want to control everything. That's why they're politicians. Their dream is absolute control over the richest nation the world has ever known. Should that surprise anyone? Of course not.

What boggles the mind is that millions of Americans actually want to increase the amount of wealth and power flowing into Washington.

[Condor51]

And there are oats. ... Eating oats can be better for lowering your cholesterol than taking drugs. ... That’s good news.

Exactly.
I've never heard of one Race Horse having High cholesterol!

Yeah, maybe some bleeding problems from illegal drugs but that's .. a Horse of a different color!

I have to laugh. If taken seriously, Barry's people and their loony-toon ideas will make me cry. ['series', These nuts need to be reigned in.]

[USMCPOP]

But Cheerios sponsored the Honey Nut Cheerios Sisters Soul Fest in 1999... And what about the Cheerios Sisters Saving Hearts campaign in conjunction with the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation?

[Ironfocus]

This is serious. We will have to hold senate hearings for all those Little League shortstops who have been using this drug.

[wafflehouse]

They better not mess with Captain Crunch or it will be nothing but PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

The new Cheerios commercials will have an FDA warning:

"Cheerios may cause premenstrual bloating, cramps, and irritability in women around that time of the month. They can cause diarrhea, stomachache, nausea, vomiting, and uncontrollable telekinesis. If hunger persists for more than 4 hours, see a doctor. May cause impotence and pink-eye. Mikey may like them and take them from you."

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Will Cheerios be covered by health insurance and cost 300 dollars a box now?

[a fool in paradise]

They violate his trademark on the

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[<1/1,000,000th%]

No one will pay $100 a box for Cheerios.

If the President gets his way, you can kiss oat food products goodbye.

[Cacique]

Obama will ban food!

[Our man in washington]

We’ve put a cereal killer in the White House!

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

If you thought a SODA TAX was bad, wait’ll you get a load of this!

[HungarianGypsy]

Don’t let them know that puppies can lower the risk of a heart attack or that the sun is a source of Vitamin D.

[gopsue]

I looked at the link to the story. There is no source. I believe this is a hoax.

[Ebenezer]

Heck, the federal government has virtually taken over General Motors! Why not General Mills next?

[neverdem]

thanks, bfl

[GraceG]

Caffeine is far more a drug than oat bran, why don’t they classify Coffee as a drug.....?

THEY WANT CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING!!!! What a bunch of lousy control freak dictator wannabees

[syriacus]

Everything we eat affects the level of something in our body.