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Man Accidentally Kills Wife With Chain Saw
Fox News ^
| May 11, 2009
| AP
Posted on 05/11/2009 8:21:45 AM PDT by marvlus
Michigan authorities say a man working in his yard accidentally killed his wife with a chain saw.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chainsawmassacre; michigan
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This made me cringe...
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:21:45 AM PDT
by
marvlus
To: marvlus
Rule 1:
Don’t nag when he’s using the chain saw.
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:23:33 AM PDT
by
ChicagahAl
(Don't blame me. I voted for Sarah.)
To: marvlus
To: marvlus
It’d be less messy to just say “I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee” and throw dog poop on her shoes.
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:24:14 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspell.)
To: marvlus
Maybe she “axed” for it.....
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:25:09 AM PDT
by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: nevergore
To: marvlus
Have a feeling we haven’t heard the last of this story.
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:25:50 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: marvlus
Posted on WOOD-TV? The jokes write themselves.
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:26:46 AM PDT
by
Truth29
To: marvlus
Honest, officer! I was just cleaning my chain saw and it went off all by itself!
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:26:56 AM PDT
by
ChoobacKY
To: marvlus
In other news, wife accidentally kills husband when he walked into a kitchen knife 17 times, backwards.
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:27:19 AM PDT
by
Long Island Pete
(Stupidity is in the DNA of liberals.)
To: theDentist
And then go out to the bars with his wild and crazy brother and look for the girls with dog poop on their shoes?
Seriously though ... horrible story. Very sad. My dad and I learned years ago that it’s best to call in the pros for heavy duty tree work. We took one down in my yard ... planned on doing 2. After many nearly bad accidents, we called it quits after the first one.
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:27:39 AM PDT
by
al_c
(Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
To: marvlus
Maybe he should have used his BOOM STICK!
To: marvlus
“Pass the the chain saw ... ooh ooh, wrong end!”
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:28:52 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(May God save America from its government; this is no time for Obamateurs. Emmanuel = Haldeman?)
To: marvlus
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:29:00 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(We've gone from Jefferson to the Jeffersons)
To: marvlus
Overheard in a bar:
My wife’s an angel.
You’re lucky, mine’s still alive...
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:30:42 AM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 112 of our national holiday from reality.)
To: marvlus
I’m a little surprised at the careless comments. I mean, DAMN! This guy lost his wife in what appears to be an accident. He has to live with the fact that he killed his own wife, and we’re making jokes about it. As of now, it’s an accident, crazier things have happened.
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:30:57 AM PDT
by
Mind Freed
("Every man has the right to be a fool 5 minutes a day. Wisdom is not exceeding the limit.")
To: marvlus
Damn, I payed $40,000 for a divorce, I could have just paid $400 for a chainsaw, and been done with it. Silly me.
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:31:21 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
To: marvlus
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:31:45 AM PDT
by
YourAdHere
(Joey Greco '12)
To: Travis T. OJustice
And I’d still have the chainsaw! UGH!
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:32:02 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
To: ChicagahAl; Pablo64; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; ...
Sounds like my Great Uncle Forker...
except he used a wood chipper--
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posted on
05/11/2009 8:34:06 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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