Posted on 05/11/2009 8:03:39 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Maybe he’s using a stategy to shore up new listeners that are just waiting with bated breath to see what he says.
They might keep tuning in for a few days, waiting for the fireworks and all the sudden go... “Say, this guy makes a lot of sense, maybe I’ll check him out more often”!
Was there a dinner?
You know that Levin will be ballistic over that filth-called-Wanda this evening... I can’t wait!!
Wanda was on Leno during the campaign and said if Obama won , Africa Americans were gonna have to change their complaints about blaming “the man” cause well....Obama would be “the man”
.. Lesbian Sykes knows what it’s like being the man
No, I do not think Rush gave that event any publicity.
I’m not sure what Mark will have to say. I know what he COULD say. LOL! But, we’ll have to wait and see.
I assume you are speaking of what you Mailed me last night,
Yeah, it must be on purpose. Everyone else is talking about it, except the MSM of course, so he can get his message out there to all the new listeners tuning in to see what he says about it. Does that make any sense?
No, the Wanda Sykes wish that Rush’s “kidneys would fail” at the WH corespondents dinner.
Capitalism is a bad thing evidently and cheating is OK anytime......geeesshhhh....1 piece of TP per person per visit coming soon!
Seems as though 80% of all voters are completely oblivious as to what these crooks are trying to do.
The Left is coming hard to do all they can to seize all power and yet kept themselves in power, regardless!
Um, no.
Seems Obama tried to secretly get some money out of the Arab world and failed.
http://www.debka.com/index1.php
LOL...”Don’t they know who I am?!?!”
What. A. Brat!
But I have to ask, which married TV actor used the event to socialize with his
mistress???
That depends, especially if he uses my idea I posted yesterday.....
“because Sykes voices one of the cows”
Sykes is miscast here. She should be one of the bull (dykes).
Hello people——If anyone sees an article I can send around.....where we are going to be taxed on our employer given health insurance PLEASE PLEASE post it and ping me.........
SHe’s either a liar or is ignorant becuase RUsh never said that he wanted ‘America to Fail’. He said he wanted ‘Obama... his policies’....pisses me off.
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