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Condom found in Happy Meal
NJ.com ^ | Tuesday May 05, 2009, 2:20 PM | by Fiona Charles

Posted on 05/05/2009 4:49:53 PM PDT by Perdogg

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To: Slings and Arrows; devolve; y'all

Better a HAPPY meal than and UNhappy meal !!!


41 posted on 05/05/2009 9:37:59 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (2008: The year the Media died. --Sean Hannity, regarding Barack HUSSEIN ObaMao's treatment ...)
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To: y'all

“and” s/b “an”

sheesh! :(


42 posted on 05/05/2009 9:41:13 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (2008: The year the Media died. --Sean Hannity, regarding Barack HUSSEIN ObaMao's treatment ...)
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To: humblegunner

Have you ever blown one up or used it as a water balloon??

They’re extra strong, so you can toss that sucker back n forth forever before they break!!

(Yes, my friends & I did d this, but it was in college, many, many years ago)


43 posted on 05/06/2009 3:59:06 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Perdogg

The Even-Happier-Than-You-Kid Meal


44 posted on 05/06/2009 10:08:36 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: Perdogg

Just tell the kid it’s a french fry holder.


45 posted on 05/06/2009 10:11:22 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (We've gone from Jefferson to the Jeffersons)
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To: Perdogg

Who ordered the special sauce?


46 posted on 05/06/2009 10:15:02 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: KosmicKitty
Have you ever blown one up or used it as a water balloon??

Back in the day, we would fill them with flammable gas, (not the liquid kind)
attach a few feet of toilet paper, light the paper and let 'em go.

They would phloat phallicly away to ignite at at a hundred feet or so.

This was at a boarding school where one kid was found to have a whole load of them.
He had expectations far beyond the possibilities of the institution and did not need them.

47 posted on 05/06/2009 11:48:51 AM PDT by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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He had expectations far beyond the possibilities of the institution and did not need them.

LOL !

48 posted on 05/06/2009 12:48:07 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: RoadKingSE

he doesn’t use them. his love child is exhibit A.


49 posted on 05/06/2009 12:50:39 PM PDT by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The real happy meal.....bwhahahhaha


50 posted on 05/06/2009 1:27:38 PM PDT by Feiny (Jesus, I'm gonna kick you in the nutz!)
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To: Feiny

VERY happy meal.


51 posted on 05/06/2009 1:40:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Israel is built on rock. Arabia is built on sand.)
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To: Perdogg

Was it a “glow in the Dark” model.


52 posted on 05/06/2009 4:39:07 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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