My father in law tried this years ago. The goat ate in patches right down to the dirt. Not the desired outcome.
You’d think Kim Jong Il would at least plant some grass seed, so his populace would have something to graze on....cheap enough eats; shouldn’t infringe much on his nuclear wishlist.
Goats at Google ping!
God's noble creatures forced to work in unclean inhumane conditions in servitude to the PETA cabal! Were they consulted before being dragged into slavery for 'the man'? How vile to be carted off in cargo holds without warning to a new land to serve the whims and needs (and perhaps the sexual appetites) of their new tasksmasters.
Were they provided proper shelter and hygiene facilities? Did they have the opportunity to collectively bargain for wages and work rules? Do they live under the threat of respiratory distress from the polution caused by the vehicles entering the parking lots at the facility? Do they have to compete with PETA employees for access to the leaves and grass necessary to sustain them? Have they been informed of their right to seek redress in their grievances? How will they be impacted now that they have been forced to endure the effects of global warming?
How dare those evil PETA taskmaster flagrantly violate the rights of these poor creatures.
/SARC
Mind that you don’t step in the, ahem, carbon.
Watching the extreme politically correct debate each other is funny and frightening at the same time.
How did the goats get there? A bunch of trailers transporting 200 goats to and from the place probably used more “dirty fuel” and emitted more “greenhouse gases” than mowing the lawn.
Ya mean the effing grass is NOT to be counted as food. Tell that to a goat.
How many ILLEGAL lawncare workers lost their jobs to Google’s goats?
Use to raise Angora goats, they are wonderful, but lots of work with hoof trimming, delousing, worming every 3 months and shearing twice a year, but its not work if you love it..
Goat slow roasting on a spit all day, mmmmmm mighty tasty.