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Police hunt thieves who looted $1 million in lobsters from Miami seafood company
South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^
| April 30, 2009
Posted on 04/30/2009 9:54:47 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Those aren’t crabs, honey, they’re freakin’ lobsters!
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posted on
05/01/2009 7:05:38 AM PDT
by
metesky
(My retirement fund is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
To: Rebelbase
"This kind of stuff usually turns up in prawn shops." One of the wittiest FR puns ever....
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posted on
05/01/2009 7:08:09 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Please God, if these thieves are selling door to door, please lead them to my house. Please..I'm drooling.
sw
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posted on
05/01/2009 7:12:45 AM PDT
by
spectre
(Spectre's wife)
To: Ezekiel; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
05/01/2009 10:41:18 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: Paladin2
71,000 # is a truckload of Lobster tails.It's almost 2 truckloads!
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posted on
05/01/2009 10:58:19 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Free Dr. Zoidberg!
Reward for safe return!
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posted on
05/01/2009 11:07:58 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
To: Rebelbase
This kind of stuff usually turns up in prawn shops.
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posted on
05/01/2009 11:45:53 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: FrPR
Si, mi ne ricordo, he was just a prawn of a sinister gang who set out a line of traps for him. Rumor has it he was potted for most of the production.
Now here's a recipe.
Get the biggest damn lobster you can find. 10-12 pounds ... or bigger.
Prepare a light marinara sauce to your taste, 'bout 3 gallons should do it.
Then, instead of droppin' the lobstah in boiling water, drop'im in the bubbling sauce
Go way for a hour or so, and look for a humongous, deep platter, long enough to accomodate the lobster and about 4 pounds of linguine. Try Auntie Jo's Shoppe, on the pier behind the Northeast Yacht Club.
Go cook the pasta al dente, add the cheese in huge quantities directly to the pasta, then ladle on the sauce and put that lobstah right there in the middle on top.
Should serve 6-7 people ... think food fight ... no individual plates ... don't worry bout your shirt neither ... Beer ... or a heavy dry white wine?
Mussels? Sure, but I hate'em in tomato sauce make it a beurre blanc, more white wine
don't forget the bread and something blueberry for dessert. Knock yourself out and don't let the baby fall in the pasta. (Unless he was just changed)
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:56:21 PM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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