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DHS to Interrogate U.S. Intelligence Agents
911FamiliesForAmerica.org ^ | April 28, 2009 | Tim Sumner

Posted on 04/28/2009 7:07:00 AM PDT by Sergeant Tim

The Department of Homeland Security will brutally question CIA and perhaps other agents using interrogation techniques developed during the previous administration.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that the program is necessary to ensure that intelligence is shared one last time with the FBI’s Criminal Division investigators, in the interest of national security.

When asked if the move was in response to claims by some on both sides of the political aisle that Barack Obama's evolving views about prosecuting former Bush administration officials has created widespread risk-aversion within our intelligence agencies, Gibbs replied, "President Obama wants those who acted within the four corners of his many statements to know what he thinks about their being prosecuted."

(Excerpt) Read more at 911familiesforamerica.org ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: 111th; bho44; democrats; holder; interrogations; obama; olcmemos; torture
The above is satire deriding President Obama and members of his administration. Hopefully, this comment will preclude emails from people claiming to represent Guantanamo detainees who have either expressed thanks after reading this "news" or demanded details about the interrogations.
1 posted on 04/28/2009 7:07:00 AM PDT by Sergeant Tim
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To: Just Lori; TheForceOfOne; SilvieWaldorfMD; Tennessee Nana; ThreePuttinDude; eastsider; del4hope; ..

Ping!


2 posted on 04/28/2009 7:08:06 AM PDT by Sergeant Tim (In the War on Terror, there is no place to run from here.)
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To: Sergeant Tim

Lemme guess.... Homeland Security will use waterboarding to get to the truth, right?


3 posted on 04/28/2009 7:08:51 AM PDT by theDentist (qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspell.)
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To: Sergeant Tim
I/WE KNOW NOTHING!


4 posted on 04/28/2009 7:14:26 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Does 0B0Z0 have any friends, who are not criminals, foreign/domestic terrorists, or tax cheats?)
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To: Sergeant Tim

Waterboard them until they give the PC answer!


5 posted on 04/28/2009 7:31:37 AM PDT by depressed in 06 (The next Constitution is going to have to restrict the vote to those who actually pay taxes.)
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To: Sergeant Tim
Someone should broadcast
a session waterboarding
Helen. What ratings!

6 posted on 04/28/2009 7:37:21 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: theFIRMbss

I’ll bring the vinegar.


7 posted on 04/28/2009 7:39:04 AM PDT by Sergeant Tim (In the War on Terror, there is no place to run from here.)
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To: Sergeant Tim

In harming the future of our intellegence agencies the Obama cabal wants to outdo the Church committee. Recall, despite efforts undertaken by Reagan and Casey they were unable to mend a broken agency.


8 posted on 04/28/2009 7:43:22 AM PDT by Melchior
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To: Sergeant Tim
The above is satire deriding President Obama and members of his administration.

Well then that should be stated in the title or this should have been posted in the humor forum.

9 posted on 04/28/2009 7:45:43 AM PDT by McGruff (I guess it all depends upon what the meaning of "bow" is.)
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To: Sergeant Tim

Posted the following response on 9/11 Families.org:

The various mouthpieces for this Obamistration must resort to such blatantly audacious and malicious lies about those who oppose him, about his popularity and his history, tell us all we need to know about how politically weak the left actually is at this moment.

We must struggle to keep the Tea Parties out of political hands of any kind, including those that we admire greatly. It must remain the grass roots movement that it is at all costs, for THAT is its power and strength.

Pat


10 posted on 04/28/2009 7:47:01 AM PDT by HonestConservative (http://www.operationvalentine.blogspot.com/)
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To: McGruff

You are correct. I thought by placing it in the editorial section, as political satire is often used to deride, I figured folks would get it right away.


11 posted on 04/28/2009 7:51:56 AM PDT by Sergeant Tim (In the War on Terror, there is no place to run from here.)
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To: Sergeant Tim

Excuse me while I extricate the hook out of my mouth. It wasn’t until “A roll of White House Tissue” that I realized it was satire. I should have read your post before going to the article. :-)


12 posted on 04/28/2009 7:56:53 AM PDT by rwa265 (Christ, My Cornerstone)
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To: rwa265

What bites is it contains many truths.


13 posted on 04/28/2009 8:03:31 AM PDT by Sergeant Tim (In the War on Terror, there is no place to run from here.)
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To: Sergeant Tim

14 posted on 04/28/2009 8:32:53 AM PDT by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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To: All; Sergeant Tim

PLEASE ... for the next 4 years, please refrain from committing or attempting to committ SATIRE.
Noticing, that, with the beginning of the OBAMA Administration, it has become almost IMPOSSIBLE to tell where the REALITY ends, and SATIRE begins.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.


15 posted on 04/28/2009 9:17:09 AM PDT by gwilhelm56 (Orwell's 1984 - To Conservatives, a WARNING - to Liberals, a TEXTBOOK!)
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To: gwilhelm56

YO, ARLEN Sphincter... don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord SPLIT ya!

BY BY RINO@!!!!


16 posted on 04/28/2009 9:27:49 AM PDT by gwilhelm56 (Orwell's 1984 - To Conservatives, a WARNING - to Liberals, a TEXTBOOK!)
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To: gwilhelm56

ROTFLMAO!


17 posted on 04/28/2009 9:29:45 AM PDT by Sergeant Tim (In the War on Terror, there is no place to run from here.)
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