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DFU SONG: What If Obama Caught Swine Flu (a Carpenters classic)
DFU NEWS OF THE DAY IN SONG ^
| 4-26-09
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 04/26/2009 9:07:31 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI: I'LL NEVER FALL IN LOVE AGAIN

TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: closecall; obama; swineflu
To: doug from upland
LOLOL thanks.
From an Obamanation to a Bidenation. Not sure there would be a penny’s worth of difference.
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:13:15 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Beat a better path, and the world will build a mousetrap at your door.)
To: doug from upland
LOL!....PIMPFOTF! 
that "earbug" is a keeper!
That song shall never be the "same"
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:18:43 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
To: doug from upland
There’s an oldie...
What do ya get when ya kiss a guy...ya get another germ to catch pneumonia. And after ya do, he’ll never bone ya...
I think that’s how it went, iirc
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:32:19 PM PDT
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: doug from upland
Would Swine Flu cause his to also have a large nose to got with those big piggy ears?
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:34:35 PM PDT
by
jongaltsr
(Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
To: doug from upland
Would Swine Flu cause his to also have a large nose to got with those big piggy ears?
correction - to go with - not - to got with.
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:35:44 PM PDT
by
jongaltsr
(Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
To: mamelukesabre
yeah, a real oldie, I remember Dionne Warwick charting it fairly high initially iirc also.
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:36:12 PM PDT
by
bobby.223
To: doug from upland
After kissing the "One I have to redo my makeup. He sure do know how to lay it on"
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:45:10 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
To: mamelukesabre
get enough germs to catch pneumonia, and when you do, he’ll never phone ya
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:46:02 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Beat a better path, and the world will build a mousetrap at your door.)
To: mamelukesabre
What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That’s what you get for all your trouble.
I’ll never fall in love again.
I’ll never fall in love again.
What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
After you do, he’ll never phone you.
I’ll never fall in love again.
I’ll never fall in love again.
Don’t tell me what is all about,
‘Cause I’ve been there and I’m glad I’m out,
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I’m here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That’s what you get for your devotion.
I’ll never fall in love again.
I’ll never fall in love again.
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow.
So, for at least until tomorrow,
I’ll never fall in love again!
I’ll never fall in love again!
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:50:14 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(10 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
To: HiTech RedNeck
LOL!
Do I get partial credit? All these years I giggled at that song when I thought I heard “bone ya”.
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:50:32 PM PDT
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: doug from upland
CORRECTED VERSION (What if, what if
he had caught.....)
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:57:31 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(10 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
To: mamelukesabre
Things one learns on FR... I never knew people heard that in that song...
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posted on
04/26/2009 10:05:25 PM PDT
by
PghBaldy
(Patient Zero, AKA Obama, GOLFS while Mexican Flu crosses the Earth.)
To: doug from upland
All you really needed to do was fix the original image.
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posted on
04/26/2009 10:17:47 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Beat a better path, and the world will build a mousetrap at your door.)
To: HiTech RedNeck
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posted on
04/26/2009 10:18:51 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(10 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
To: doug from upland
True... but I mean whatever data your original img link points at, which isn’t hosted on FR. Most browsers would notice the update before long.
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posted on
04/26/2009 10:27:58 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Beat a better path, and the world will build a mousetrap at your door.)
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