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DFU SONG: What If Obama Caught Swine Flu (a Carpenters classic)
DFU NEWS OF THE DAY IN SONG ^ | 4-26-09 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 04/26/2009 9:07:31 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI: I'LL NEVER FALL IN LOVE AGAIN



TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: closecall; obama; swineflu

1 posted on 04/26/2009 9:07:31 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

LOLOL thanks.

From an Obamanation to a Bidenation. Not sure there would be a penny’s worth of difference.


2 posted on 04/26/2009 9:13:15 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Beat a better path, and the world will build a mousetrap at your door.)
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To: doug from upland
LOL!....PIMPFOTF!
that "earbug" is a keeper!
That song shall never be the "same"

3 posted on 04/26/2009 9:18:43 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
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To: doug from upland

There’s an oldie...

What do ya get when ya kiss a guy...ya get another germ to catch pneumonia. And after ya do, he’ll never bone ya...

I think that’s how it went, iirc


4 posted on 04/26/2009 9:32:19 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: doug from upland

Would Swine Flu cause his to also have a large nose to got with those big piggy ears?


5 posted on 04/26/2009 9:34:35 PM PDT by jongaltsr (Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
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To: doug from upland

Would Swine Flu cause his to also have a large nose to got with those big piggy ears?

correction - to go with - not - to got with.


6 posted on 04/26/2009 9:35:44 PM PDT by jongaltsr (Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
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To: mamelukesabre

yeah, a real oldie, I remember Dionne Warwick charting it fairly high initially iirc also.


7 posted on 04/26/2009 9:36:12 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: doug from upland
After kissing the "One I have to redo my makeup. He sure do know how to lay it on" Photobucket
8 posted on 04/26/2009 9:45:10 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: mamelukesabre

get enough germs to catch pneumonia, and when you do, he’ll never phone ya


9 posted on 04/26/2009 9:46:02 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Beat a better path, and the world will build a mousetrap at your door.)
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To: mamelukesabre

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That’s what you get for all your trouble.
I’ll never fall in love again.
I’ll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
After you do, he’ll never phone you.
I’ll never fall in love again.
I’ll never fall in love again.

Don’t tell me what is all about,
‘Cause I’ve been there and I’m glad I’m out,
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I’m here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That’s what you get for your devotion.
I’ll never fall in love again.
I’ll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow.
So, for at least until tomorrow,
I’ll never fall in love again!
I’ll never fall in love again!


10 posted on 04/26/2009 9:50:14 PM PDT by doug from upland (10 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

LOL!

Do I get partial credit? All these years I giggled at that song when I thought I heard “bone ya”.


11 posted on 04/26/2009 9:50:32 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: doug from upland
CORRECTED VERSION (What if, what if he had caught.....)


12 posted on 04/26/2009 9:57:31 PM PDT by doug from upland (10 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: mamelukesabre

Things one learns on FR... I never knew people heard that in that song...


13 posted on 04/26/2009 10:05:25 PM PDT by PghBaldy (Patient Zero, AKA Obama, GOLFS while Mexican Flu crosses the Earth.)
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To: doug from upland

All you really needed to do was fix the original image.


14 posted on 04/26/2009 10:17:47 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Beat a better path, and the world will build a mousetrap at your door.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

I’m not the admin mod.


15 posted on 04/26/2009 10:18:51 PM PDT by doug from upland (10 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: doug from upland

True... but I mean whatever data your original img link points at, which isn’t hosted on FR. Most browsers would notice the update before long.


16 posted on 04/26/2009 10:27:58 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Beat a better path, and the world will build a mousetrap at your door.)
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