And Now for Meghan McCain’s Plan to Save the Republican Party [**SATIRE ALERT**]

Canada Free Press ^ | 2009-04-26 | Daniel Greenfield

[rabscuttle385]

How I Can Save the Republican Party

By Meghan McCain

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Lately I’ve been working on helping the Republican party (which I totally love) back on track with my columns, and my blogging and twitter. And also going on CNN and morning shows to denounce everyone in the party who sucks. Which is basically everyone except my dad. The Republican party is stuck. It has a dumb name and no one likes us. Which sucks because we could totally rock if they gave us the chance. But we need to make some major changes around here.

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I have a dream that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be our candidate in 2012. The candidate of “The Party.” And he’s not even going to have a platform. We’ll just have magazine covers with his face on it on every poster that will say “Arnold 2012”. Nothing else. Because you don’t need policies or issues anymore to be President, just a cool image. And action figures. Stop thinking and start talking a lot about yourself. It’s not about America anymore, it’s about You. And mainly me. It’s about being exciting and cutting edge. Everyone wants to be a celebrity (not me, because I already am :) and if we harness that power, we can win. I just know it.

But first we’re going to have to get rid of everyone who isn’t with it. I’m working on that right now.

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[steelyourfaith]

Swine Ewww: “Oink”.

[CommieCutter]

GO AWAY!! Meghan, you morons lost, and you threw Palin under the bus. The bus is coming for you get the heck out of the way or get run over.

[Old Retired Army Guy]

I forgot that a lot of the Valley Girls from the 70’s moved to Arizona and raised their children to talk just like them. It’s called dumb twit talk.

[McGruff]

I have a dream that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be our candidate in 2012.

[TADSLOS]

You can’t graduate from the Fashion Institute of Technology and not learn a thing or two about politics. Also I spent a lot of time with my dad, who’s big in politics and stuff. He has his own office in Washington D.C. and ran for President a few times. So I’m completely up on this stuff, you don’t have to worry.

LOL!

[TADSLOS]

Hilarious article. Thanks for the laugh.

[rabscuttle385]

Thanks for the laugh.

You're welcome. :)

[mick]

Can we PLEASE STOP with posting about this irrelevant stupid woman

[mick]

Okay, okay. I pulled the trigger too soon. It WAS FUNNY. Saw that stupid name and went crazy....too much coffee sunday morning. Sorry pal, good post.

[rabscuttle385]

Okay, okay. I pulled the trigger too soon. It WAS FUNNY. Saw that stupid name and went crazy....too much coffee sunday morning. Sorry pal, good post.

It's okay. It happens.

Speaking of coffee, I need to hit the coffee machine and make an omelette so I can get my stuff done for the day.

[Secret Agent Man]

She’s a little self-absorbed and narcissistic.

She could HELP the party by leaving and taking all the other RINOs along with her to her REAL party, the Democrats.

She’s in denial. Meghan honey, embrace your liberalism. Stop living the lie, you’ll feel so much better. You will fit in just fine, you’re not as sophisticated as you think. They’ll accept you.

[DakotaRed]

MEMO TO MEGHAN McCAIN: Hon, we already have one liberal party. We do not need two!

[Reagan Man]

Hey Meghan, since you're already a jackass, join the Dems and complete the cycle.

[Perdogg]

[SuziQ]

OMG!! This is like, just SO frikkin awesome!! She’s learned, after just a year and a half in the political world JUST what the Republican Party needs to do to win! WTG Meghan! /S

[SuziQ]

She’s a little self-absorbed and narcissistic.

Nah, ya think?

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Miss Piggy;

SUDDUP KERRRMIT! ER I’ll FLATTEN YA!

[Secret Agent Man]

Another good one:

Facepalm: When you realize nationalizing illegals is not a winning issue.