I've had excellent experiences with Carl's Junior burgers. I order them the same way. Much tastier and no bad after effects.
I guess this is a bad time to mention the In-N-Out's "protein style" burger...
more salt for that wound?
Carl’s makes really decent burgers if you can’t make it to In-N-Out. I particularly like their Guacamole Six Dollar Burger — and if you want, they’ll even make it for breakfast!