PICKET: Garofalo lies about Limbaugh?

Wash Times ^ | Sunday, April 19, 2009 | Kerry Picket

[paltz]

Is Janeane Garofalo lying about Rush Limbaugh? It sure seems that way.

Ms. Garofalo, the actress, liberal activist, and failed radio host went after Mr.Limbaugh, the number-one rated talk-radio host in the country, during a recent interview with the Village Voice. An exclusive interview with Mr. Limbaugh raises questions about the actress' honesty.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

“Honesty” doesn’t compute with liberals, it all depends on what the meaning of is, is! The truth is whatever happens to be convenient!

[goodnesswins]

24 needs to kill her character off....stat

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

When she was recently on Keith Olbermann’s show, “Putdowns with Creep Olbermann,” she played the race card saying that the Tea Parties were grounded in racism. Race-baiting on her part.

Now it seems, based upon what one can read at the site, that we can also add LIAR to the descriptors, which, by default, describe her.

[hugorand]

I hope MSNBC gives her a show. The more she speaks, the more she exposes the left wing kook fringe base.

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

Yet, liberals don’t want to be called hypocrites whenever they seek that which is convenient for them at the time.

They act as if only conservatives are capable of hypocrisy.

[RepublicanChick]

Shocking, she is a liberal that mistakes truths? The interview and her spews that we, as Republicans, are racists are beyond comprehension.

[RepublicanChick]

are = is, oops

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I suspected as much as Rush never mentioned being on the “24” set this season.

[tuckrdout]

Well of course she did. In communism dissent is not allowed. Rush must be stopped, and the communist leader will use everyone, and everything to stop him.

Hollywood is nothing more that the propaganda arm of the government.

[Captainpaintball]

When I first heard this story, the first thought I had in my mind was that this was fake. I should have jumped right on the computer and posted something.

1.)Rush mentioned his visiting the set 4-5 years ago, long before she joined the cast. 2.) And I don't think Rush would have visited the set of that show lately, because in the last 3-4 seasons it has clearly jumped the shark with all it's political correctness, thus rendering it unwatchable to Conservatives.

[freekitty]

It’s funny that she would play the race card since Mr. Obama is half white.

[April Lexington]

How can someone as plain Jane ordinary as this bimbo ever become a celebrity. I think, I honestly think, its the eye glasses. Take a perfectly nondescript no-talent face. Hang some huge eye glasses on it and POOF! Instant celebrity. She's a complete airhead and people actually waste hours of their lives watching her glasses while she shoots her mouth off.

[JoJo Gunn]

This is moot bandwidth wasting. I always accept the words of unbathed tattooed skanks.

[arderkrag]

Ms. Garofalo could not be reached for comment, so we have no idea whether or not she owns a time machine.

and

Still, we would like to hear her side of the story. Any one with amazing powers to bend time could finally tell us what happened to the dinosaurs, who killed JFK and where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

I've eagerly been awaiting the days when real new articles would read like a Cracked article. These quotes make me a very happy man.

[rockrr]

Garofalo lies about Limbaugh? What - were her lips moving?

[Yossarian]

How can someone as plain Jane ordinary as this bimbo ever become a celebrity.

Barfafalo used to be cute, in a girl-next-door kind of way. From 12 years ago, in "The Matchmaker":

The thing we see now is the toll of a decade's worth of her internal hatred of herself and humanity.

Let me summarize:

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[SWAMPSNIPER]

Son’t you know? Everything is relative! Is is maybe, yes is maybe, no is maybe, whatever!

[ponygirl]

Janeane Garofalo epitomizes the Gen Xer whose brain has been completely scrubbed smooth by 1) public education; 2) white suburban upper middle-class guilt (her conservative father was an Exxon executive); 3) sexual confusion brought on by Feminism; and 4) chemicals (and not just coke, X and pot... there is major serotonin depletion going on in this beyotch's skull). For those of you not familiar with her beginnings, Ms. Garofalo started out as an insecure, self-loathing grunge comedienne who failed to break into film because she was too thick and homely to compete with the likes of Winona Ryder. It apparently really pissed her off to no end that no one could see past her fat thighs and angry Riot Grrrl sneering to see her "brilliant" intellectual mind on film. So she (gasp) lost a lot of weight and subjected herself to a (gasp) makeover - even (gasp) plucking her eyebrows and (horrors) shaving her armpits. Occasionally she even washed her hair. And she got film roles! Leading ones and even romantic roles where she wasn't playing the butt-ugly (yet oh-so-clever) best friend! But then, even after director Cameron Crowe promised her the lead in "Jerry Maguire" if she lost weight, he then gave the part to Rene Zellweger even though Janeane had shed the pounds. Ever since, she has hated herself for being upset about losing out on the macho (spit) sports flick about (spit spit) JOCKS. (Whom she apparently particularly detests.) She has even spoken about her anger in interviews - she thought she "sold out" to the vapid Hollywood image machine and detested being thought of as pretty. (Well....)

She's bitter and angry because she sold herself out to appease the types of people that she hated in high school (who rejected her - most likely due to personal hygiene considerations). These painful rejections caused her to turn her bitterness towards anything considered "popular culture," "successful," "mainstream," "all-American," "wholesome," or just plain old "decent." (Which, by the way, is the standard prescription for becoming a flag-burnin' Communist. Just ask Whittaker Chambers.) Ms. Garofalo literally went over the edge about the same time as Howard Dean's "shriek heard 'round the world."

So for the rest of her putrid, angry, atheistically and sexually confused years, she will flagellate herself by being... well... what she has become. Bitter. Sad. Pathetic. And Hateful. Don't you want to be Janeane's friend?

[mike-zed]

Well... that about sums it up.