Caption Janet Napolitano

[Past Your Eyes]

"If my hair was this much shorter and I got some of those goofy thick glasses, I could look just as butch as Janet Reno."

[Diogenesis]

"When we get done, there will be this much left of America or its past freedoms that you will recognize."

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

No, no, Barack is nothing like Bill Clinton.

[RoadKingSE]

"Yep. I used to have a penis but I got rid of all that junk down there. The testosterone made me want to drink beer and join white supremacist groups. And the tea bagging..whew, don't get me started man! I kept the same barber though."

[ThreePuttinDude]

This is how much border fence I wanted.

[Francis McClobber]

“I crush your skull.”

[smartymarty]

Oh..... I thought they ALL were only this big.

[xtinct]

"I'm ugly. I'm ugly. My momma says I'm ugly. ... U.G.L.Y. ... I ain't got no alibi!! I'm ugly !!!

[PA-RIVER]

I have about “this much” respect for Veterans.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Bill Clinton exposes himself to her, asking, “Do you know what this is?”

She replies, “It’s like a penis, only smaller.”

[EternalVigilance]

"The incision is only about this long where I cut the First Amendment out of the Constitution."

[LibertyRocks]

"My brain is _this_ big"

OR

"This is how much of the truth I tell"

OR

"My time on Earth is this short..."
[Shout-out to my fellow End Times Prophecy Believers -- aka ALL Christians]

[LibertyRocks]

Just in case some don't understand my last caption, let me supply the Biblical Reference... [And yes, I know this woman isn't Satan, but anyone who lies like she does and covers up the truth which leads to the death of innocents is CERTAINLY in line with him...]

Revelation 12:12 [King James Bible - emphasis mine]
Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.

[Mount Athos]

[sneakers]

She has the wild-eyed look of a crazy woman. If she wants to accuse anybody of ‘extremism’, then she had better look in the mirror.

[Past Your Eyes]

On the off chance that I have just gained membership in some ping list, please suspend me immediately and permanently.

[SolidWood]

Crazy eyes. Unadultered evil.

[LibertyRocks]

Nope, just replying to your thread...

[bert]

Yes, but we won by this much

[MarDav]

“The tea bags that were hurled at the President on April 15th, while small, say about this big, nonetheless all had sharp edges, especially those potentially fatal Ensalada tea bags with the little cardboard handles. It is for this reason that a full-blown investigation is underway and we expect shortly to unearth, what this administation believes is a strong, systematized extremist faction whose intentions are hostile, whose methods are extreme and whose very existence pose a grave threat to all Americans. Our belief and what many reasoning and patriotic Americans have known for some time: America’s very foundation, its founding beliefs which include the right to bear arms, the events undertaken by some of the founders; events like the Boston tea party, its traditions of sending armies across the globe on so-called missions of freedom and democracy all point to a nation of violence. We must once and for all bring this scrourge to an end. Later today, President Obama will be giving a talk at the nation’s Tea Importer’s Summit at which time he will offer Federal assistance in exchange for a ban on all tea bags bearing cardboard handles. Failure to comply will result in a withholding of these federal funds and possible sanctions.

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