Thanks for the chuckle. I wouldn't trade John for anyone.
(Well, maybe Chuck Norris.)
Posted on 04/16/2009 2:34:33 PM PDT by Desron13
Vanity
Dear Congressman Culberson,
I am writing you because I find myself with a serious bone to pick with your behavior in Congress. To wit, you are making me a seriously frustrated man. While other people have “representatives” that continuously give them ample cause for high blood pressure if not apoplectic fits, you sir seem to be incapable of the criminal stupidity that infects most of the rest of your colleagues.
Your common sense and solid conservative voting record may be good for our country, but it is depriving me of a vital emotional safety valve. As I watch your fellow members of Congress rapidly dismantling our way of life you seem to be one of the few voices of reason in an otherwise asylum like government.
So you see Mr. Culberson, I desperately need to write or call someone and plead with them to stop this crazy train we are all riding on and since you actually make sense, I am deprived of this important outlet.
Please do something incredibly stupid in the near future so that I may join with my fellow countrymen and have righteous cause to throw you out of office come the next election.
Regards,
Desron13 (Privacy)
Houston, Texas ;-)
LOL - That is funny.
I wish I could have such a “gripe” about my Congresscritter.
I actually sent this letter to John Culberson’s staff. I believe that it is just as important to support those that believe in freedom and are currently in government as it is to hammer the forces of tyranny. These people are our camels nose under the tent.
During the Jan 8 joint session of Congress, convened for the very purpose, did he distinguish himself as the first government official (state or federal) to ask for evidence O was a natural born citizen?
Chuck Norris very much needs to think about running for the House or Senate. We desperately need such people in government.
Too funny! I may rip off this idea for my Congress critter, I got a good one too.
Feel free to do so. Just remember to change some words. Otherwise you are just another member of that vast right wing conspiracy. ;-)
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