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The "Country" of TEXAS...(Check it Out)

Posted on 04/15/2009 4:54:36 PM PDT by Dallas

THE COUNTRY of TEXAS

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry.

2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States .

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with Texas ," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will have to figure out a way to keep them warm....

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing compute chips and communications equipment -small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Miconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. The Houston Medical Center alone employees over 65,000 people.

8. We have enough colleges to keep us getting smarter: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU, University of Dallas , University of Houston , Baylor, UNT (University of North Texas), Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force, and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in Texas, it's a Right to Work State and, therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard, the Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don't need any food.

13. Three of the ten largest cities in the United States , and twenty-three of the 100 largest cities in the United States , are located in Texas . And Texas also has more land than California , New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Maryland , Rhode Island and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in Texas .

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing rusts in Texas , so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades, well most of the time.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of the United States under President Obama:

Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

Signed, The People of Texas

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about and maybe a chuckle!

SLEEP WELL TONIGHT "THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!"


TOPICS: US: Texas; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: get0r0done; godblesstexas; statesrights; yeeehaaawww
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To: IrishCatholic
Texas is what America used to be. Until the rest of america gets its' act together, I say we prepare to go it alone, just in case.

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181 posted on 04/16/2009 8:39:24 AM PDT by I Buried My Guns (I just hope CW2 comes before my creaky knees give out completely!)
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To: Prospero
... history compels me to remember South Carolina's port of Charleston in 1860 provided fully two-thirds of the revenue to the federal government. This explains in part their reluctance to allow South Carolina to leave the Union, other than feet first.

It's one of those sad facts of history not taught in government schools ...

Do you have a source on that? New Orleans would have been a busier port at that time. But taxes were paid on goods coming in, not on goods going out.

My guess is that more tariff revenue would have come from New York than from Charleston: "By about 1840, more passengers and a greater tonnage of cargo came through the port of New York than all other major harbors in the country combined ... [Wikipedia]"

182 posted on 04/16/2009 9:06:56 AM PDT by x
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To: Dallas

Great posting!!!


183 posted on 08/30/2009 11:19:59 PM PDT by rcrngroup
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To: rcrngroup

Thanks


184 posted on 08/31/2009 6:55:19 AM PDT by Dallas
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To: Dallas

Sounding better all the time.


185 posted on 04/10/2012 5:49:01 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: smokingfrog
Sounding better all the time.

Yup, and let the rest of the states deal with the current regime.

186 posted on 04/13/2012 5:17:53 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: TV Dinners

and dont forget American Airlines .... Exxon.. Dr Pepper... the list goes on


187 posted on 11/15/2012 12:34:18 AM PST by rburn
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To: Dallas

The only bad thing about Texas are the goofy sideways traffic lights and no clover leaf exit ramps.


188 posted on 11/15/2012 12:59:56 AM PST by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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