[Admin Moderator]

More information coming soon, but I encourage everyone to buy a copy of Dianetics and learn what Scientology can do for you.

[xtinct]

April Fools...

[greyfoxx39]

Pingaling

[LibertyRocks]

Anonymous will NOT approve of this!

[Neoliberalnot]

I’m voting Obama

[what's up]

a group of French Scientologists contacted Jim Robinson to provide emotional disaster relief

Ah, oui! Maintenant ma tete est bien!! Merci, Monsieur Cruise!!

[reagan_fanatic]

LOL! What’s next - joining up with the Hari Krishnas?

[SoldierDad]

April 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vaquero]

APRIL FOOL to you too.

“It all began 75 million years ago with a galactic federation of planets ruled by the evil Lord Xenu, Fearing overcrowding, Xenu rounded up countless aliens from all those planets and had those aliens frozen. The frozen alien bodies were loaded onto Xenu’s galactic cruisers, which looked like DC-8s, except with rocket engines. They were sent to earth and dumped into the volcanoes of Hawaii and other volcanoes. They were no longer frozen. They were dead. “The souls of the aliens floated toward the sky,” the president continued, explaining that Xenu had built giant “soul catchers” to collect them all and unload them into a brainwashing facility he had built on earth. “The souls were forced to watch days of brainwashing material that tricked them into believing a false reality,” the president revealed. “Xenu then released the alien souls that roamed the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion. At the dawn of man the aliens found bodies they could grab onto. They attached themselves to all mankind, which still to this day causes all our fears, confusions and problems.”

[Born Conservative]

Will you let us in on Tom Cruise’s and John Travolta’s screen names when they sign up?

[monkeybrau]

Boy I can’t wait to audit incident 1 and find my “inner clam”. Bravo!

[papasmurf]

IBTDT

(In Before The DU Trolls!)

[umgud]

Gotta believe we’ll be seeing this on the newzers tonite.

[mkjessup]

"We appreciate the Church approaching us. I have been in talks with them since converting to Scientology almost a year ago. I encourage all members to pick up a copy of Dianetics and contact an auditor."

- LMAO, oh my ribs.

THIS is a keeper. :)

[chuck_the_tv_out]

Bow before xenu, foolish mortals.

[zerosix]

I did back in the olden days when I was into sci-fi novels and it’s NOT MUCH!! (Ha, ha, April Fools strikes again!)

[Rebelbase]

Looking to get a ‘FRAS Report’ wesbsite started?

[AH_LiveRight]

I would have believed the Mormans or FLDS before Scientology.

[TexConfederate1861]

Jeeezus! Like to gave me a coronary!
Whew!

[WVKayaker]

[ArrogantBustard]

No thanks.

I think I’ll have some clam chowder, though. Or linguini with clam sauce. Fried clam strips, maybe ...