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1 posted on 04/01/2009 10:35:06 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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Will she bow and kiss his ring?


2 posted on 04/01/2009 10:35:53 AM PDT by Carling ("We've lost two people in my family because you dickheads won't cut trees down," - Warwick Spooner)
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Elton John is there?


3 posted on 04/01/2009 10:36:52 AM PDT by Rumplemeyer
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One gets the sense that our cousins are greeting his skin.


4 posted on 04/01/2009 10:37:24 AM PDT by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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When Michelle lumbered up to the Queen, shoulders hunched, underbite jutting...the Queen looked her J Crew, sparkle & gingham outfit up and down and said, “Perhaps we can find something of Diana’s we can let out for you.”


6 posted on 04/01/2009 10:42:13 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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"Obama arrives at Buckingham Palace to meet queen"

Did he ask "Which one of you is Freddie Mercury"?

7 posted on 04/01/2009 10:43:01 AM PDT by Mac from Cleveland (How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
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Barry and Michelle have been careful not to repeat their previous gift faux pas with the Queen and have selected a complete set of Freddie Mercury 8-tracks.


8 posted on 04/01/2009 10:43:42 AM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies
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Sounds like he’s receiving a warmer reception there than he gave to the British PM here.


9 posted on 04/01/2009 10:43:46 AM PDT by Tired of Taxes (Dad, I will always think of you.)
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When Zer0 meets the Queen (always capitalized and never "the queen") the English would say: "When chalk meets cheese"

Would not it be great is we had a "Mind Reader" under the Queen's hat to read her mind and put it on our Teleprompter. I can only guess the thoughts. Probably something like: "When will this mishap end?"

On the otherside of that coin, Zer0 is, in fact a British Subject, having been born in Kenya, then a Colony, of a Kenyan father and a minor US citizen. Ergo, he is Kenyan and, thus, a Subject of the United Kingdom under the stupid rules of the British Commonwealth.

That's why England is filled with "fellow" rag heads, just like Zer0.

Maybe he and the teeth machine will stay there. Would not that be great! 500 to the UK, plus the press corps. Coming back to the USofA: 498 plus the press corps, other than those that elect to stay. Nothing lost with that decision.

15 posted on 04/01/2009 10:52:30 AM PDT by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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0bambi, 0bambi, where have you been?
I’ve been to London to visit the queen.
0bambi, 0bambi, what did you there?
I told her I was the 0bamessiah and she must give me her chair.

0bambi, 0bambi, where have you been?
I’ve been to London to visit the queen.
0bambi, 0bambi, what did you there?
I lectured on economics to all the Countries who came there.

0bambi, 0bambi, where have you been?
I’ve been to London to visit the queen.
0bambi, 0bambi, what did you there?
I made everyone acknowledge me when I stood on a chair.

0bambi, 0bambi, where have you been?
I’ve been to London to visit the queen.
0bambi, 0bambi, what did you there?
I read from the teleprompter and ate an eclair.

(I am having trouble rhyming ‘there’ with phrases that fit ... bear/bare, care, dare, fare/fair, hair/hare, lair, mare, pear/pair/pare, rare, stare, tear/tare, wear/ware.)


16 posted on 04/01/2009 10:52:49 AM PDT by HighlyOpinionated (The Constitution & Bill of Rights stand as a whole. Remove any part & nullify the whole.)
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Wow, baby! This is a really cool crib ya got here! I brought you an IPod so you Brits could get with it.


22 posted on 04/01/2009 11:00:39 AM PDT by keepitreal (Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
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iF YOU DID THAT it is hilarious. Thanks for posting... Oh my!!!


29 posted on 04/01/2009 11:24:52 AM PDT by PghBaldy (We will default on our debt soon enough. Obama gave the Queen an IPOD!!!!)
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30 posted on 04/01/2009 11:25:21 AM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!")
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Gave her an ipod too!!

Bet he included some Ludicris iTunes.


32 posted on 04/01/2009 11:26:44 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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