Wife Uses Broom To Pry Gator Off Husband

wftv ^ | March 30, 2009

[stainlessbanner]

The agency issued the Gaffs a warning.

for real?

[mamelukesabre]

Lucky. Usually the spin once they clamp on. That generally rips the limb off your body.

[mamelukesabre]

i woulda issued him a warning right back

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

The agency issued the Gaffs a warning. You're always supposed to call them in to remove a gator in a situation like this.

Maybe before too long, we can remove gators at will and then the agency can be removed because it is no longer needed. I don't like that tone....

[Batman11]

“There’s not a chunk missing. It just broke through the skin, bleeding and that was it,”

“It’s just a flesh wound”

(Monty Python’s Black Knight)

[Redcitizen]

Like they are suposed to wait to get a wild animal off the arm. That’s just inane.

[mamelukesabre]

Kill it. Then call that jerk and tell him to come remove the stupid thing.

[garyhope]

Shudda shot the gator, skinned him, dressed him out and fried him up.

To hell with calling the gubmint. They’re not here to help.

[bgill]

Visions of giving Fish and Wildlife a warning with the broom but that would probably end with jail.

There’s a reason our cat is now an indoor cat. She kept bringing trophies into the living room. The last one was a live snake that had wrapped itself around her several times. When I got it off her, I beat it to a pulp with an old cast iron skillet.

[padre35]

Hell no, kill the thing and fire up the BBQ, alligator is actually quite delicious.

[Frank_2001]

They probably called 911, and the cop that always follows the paramedics calls Fish and Wildlife when he hears the victim’s story....

[mamelukesabre]

Oh. Well, then call the jerk after that and tell him to stay off your dam property!

[Dumpster Baby]

Hell no, kill the thing and fire up the BBQ, alligator is actually quite delicious.

The guests are arriving.

[padre35]

Skin him, Saute’ him, and shut up...

Heck Florida has the Castle Doctrine, stand bye to cook up some gator...someone mentioned deep fried, but roasted/BBQ is great as well.

[padre35]

And they’ve dressed for dinner.

[Batman11]

Land Shark!

[Batman11]

...and to think that I mind when the deer eat our shrubs. You people in Florida have fing dinosaurs walking around. Tough neighborhood!

[Rembrandt]

“Usually the spin once they clamp on.”

They spin when they are in the water not when they are on land; they can’t swim in the air.