for real?
Lucky. Usually the spin once they clamp on. That generally rips the limb off your body.
Maybe before too long, we can remove gators at will and then the agency can be removed because it is no longer needed. I don't like that tone....
“There’s not a chunk missing. It just broke through the skin, bleeding and that was it,”
“It’s just a flesh wound”
(Monty Python’s Black Knight)
Shudda shot the gator, skinned him, dressed him out and fried him up.
To hell with calling the gubmint. They’re not here to help.
Visions of giving Fish and Wildlife a warning with the broom but that would probably end with jail.
There’s a reason our cat is now an indoor cat. She kept bringing trophies into the living room. The last one was a live snake that had wrapped itself around her several times. When I got it off her, I beat it to a pulp with an old cast iron skillet.
...and to think that I mind when the deer eat our shrubs. You people in Florida have fing dinosaurs walking around. Tough neighborhood!
Laave a door open in Florida near water and you get mosquitoes which are a royal pain to have in your bedroom at night.
The Wildlife officers may have suspected the people had been enticing the gators into their home for cheap entertainment.
Lake Eustis? Yikes, my auntie lives in Eustis. When I went to visit, it was nothing to look out and watch gators swimming up the canal. Eerie!
Have a friend here in TX that has contended with gators and he swears the broom is the thing to use.
These people were on F&F this morning. They were great and funny.
The wife held up the ticket her hubby got for “molesting an alligator” ROTFL