Posted on 03/30/2009 8:13:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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HI.
Depressed that UK is hiring a slimy crook for a coach PINGS.
PING ... sorry I left you out. :)
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Bump
Obama out there running his mouth again acting like he thinks he’s Lee Iacocca. He’s going to run the auto industry into the ground. The guy is a pizza chit.
Good Morning all! Today is going to prove to be interesting. Going to need Rush to bring some common sense into the GM fiasco!
seated, in pj’s still sippin coffee
Watching The O’s comments on the auto industry.
He has the stage lined with Cabinet, etc.
Reminds me of Clinton trotting out his Cabinet/consultants every time he had a big lie to tell.
What happened to the Biden daughters cocaine story??
Dow - 270
Thanks, IMPR.
Michelle Malkin says Obama just got on TV promising to guarantee that your GM/Chrysler car gets serviced and repaired.
I’m so glad we have Obama standing behind the transmission in my boyfriend’s Chevy.
Looked like a Police lineup to me...
**Obama just got on TV promising to guarantee that your GM/Chrysler car gets serviced and repaired.**
Thanks to our Great FUHRER!!!!!
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