Posted on 03/28/2009 10:08:57 PM PDT by nateriver
“Due to the increased demand of our zeroes, they are in short supply. Please conserve your zeroes. The Federal government needs all we can get.”
I don't know why there is a shortage. There is a very big one in Washington DC.
Don’t they use a dozen of them every time they write one of those $ trillion checks to waste our money.
There's a big Zero in the White House.
One big zero is all we need to generate a lot of little 0's.
Yeah. He's the one using up all the Zero's
yes, they sure do. and that is why we must do our part and send all ours to the federal government.
i think i will send them just lots of zeroes on april 15 instead of tea bags.
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...there, used up some so Obama can’t have them.
We need to isolate the zero in the White House. If we did that the treasury would need a lot fewer zeros.
O never fear boy zero is near.
I’ve been meaning to create a web page showing just how much has been spent. A dollar bill is 6.14 inchs long.
The 160 million in bonuses by AIG would if laid end to end go almost 2/3’s of the way around the Earth.
The 900 million sent to our terrorist enemy HAMAS would circumnavigate the world 3 1/2 times.
The 3.5 billion spent on the vote fraud, mortgage shakedown thugs at Acorn would get you 1.4 times the distance to the moon.
The 2 Trillion spent since Zero took office if laid end to end from the sun would get you beyond Mars.
The 11 Trillion national debt laid end to end from the sun would get you between Jupiter and Saturn.
The 55 Trillion in total federal Liabilties puts you over 1 billion miles BEYOND Pluto.
What about commas? You need one comma for every three zeros.
Actually, the poster has it all wrong. The one we have is way too many.
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