Gang leader accidentally blows his brains out during drink and drugs party(Ireland)

Daily Mail (UK) ^ | 24th March 2009 | Alan Sherry

[PotatoHeadMick]

Darwin Award contender.

[mgc1122]

Ay, boyos, hold me ale and watch this ...

[Redcloak]

The game of Russian Roulette always ends quickly when played with a Glock.

[MplsSteve]

Good.

I wish more gang members here in the US would try this.

[frithguild]

Note to self - after removing clip, be sure to clear chamber before aiming at head and pulling trigger.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

There once was a fellow from Limmerick
Who thought...

BANG

There once was an idiot from Limmerick...

[beaversmom]

Definitely a “hold my beer and watch this” moment.

[Oztrich Boy]

• Consider all guns always loaded
• Do not point a gun at anything you are not willing to see destroyed
• Keep your finger off the trigger unless you intend to fire

[pnh102]

Note to self - after removing clip, be sure to clear chamber before aiming at head and pulling trigger.

Isn't that a violation of the "never aim the gun at anything you don't want to destroy" rule?

[Tijeras_Slim]

I guess he was the only one professional enough to have a Glock 9.

[Red Badger]

There once was a gangster named Bock,
Who blew out his brains with a Glock.
It was messy they say,
In a strange sort of way,
So they cleaned up the brains with a sock................

[Eye of Unk]

[VRWCtaz]

How is this possible? I thought the tough British anti-handgun laws would prevent such as this. /s

[Dallas59]

Oh well...NEXT!

[avacado]

The ol’ one still left in the chamber trick! It will get ya everytime!

[PilotDave]

More proof that 9mm works just fine agaist human scum.

[PotatoHeadMick]

Ireland.

[bcsco]

Two Irish lads were drinking green beer over St. Patrick's Day at the local pub when one asked the other where his family was from.

"County Cork" replied the other.

"County Cork? Well my family's from County Cork".

"You're kidding" said the second lad. "What age are you?"

"21" replied the first youth.

"That's crazy, so am I" said the second youth. "What school did you attend?"

"St. Patrick's High" said the first youth, "What school did you attend?"

"Why, St. Patrick's meeself. How can it be I don't know ya?"

Down the bar a patron was listening to the conversation and called the bartender over saying "Wow, isn't that something? Two fellows having so much in common."

The bartender replied "Pay not attention to 'em. Them's the O'Leary twins, drunk as usual".

[shankbear]

That’s is definitely going to leave a mark. . . . on the wall, on the ceiling and on the floor. The last thing that went through his mind was about 115 grains.

[Ezekiel]

Oh my! Red Badger limerick king ping.