Posted on 03/23/2009 4:32:36 AM PDT by Cindy
No orgy for you!
Police also confiscated 1120 pairs of Nylons,
and 2,240 high heels.
Did they do a cavity search on those sheep?
There goes the Hamas party.
Ping!
"...See? You're getting smarter already!"
Can’t have them becoming self-sufficient. They might not want to strap TNT around their waists as much.
Kudos to the Egyptians for saving 560 sheep from Palestinian sexual abuse!
There’s a coach comin’ in
If you listen you can hear
A clip, up and over the hill
And the sound that you hear
Is as good to your ear
As the call of a wild whippoorwill
There’s a coach comin’ in
You can feel it gettin’ near
All at once, and it bursts into view
And it looks to your eye
Like it fell from the sky
Like a coach full of dreams come true
For it’s bringin’ me eyes that are moonlight
And it’s carryin’ lips that are wine (kiss sound)
And it’s comin’ with arms that are pillows
And this evening it all will be mine
There’s a coach comin’ in
Can you smell it like a steer?
Yet the soap tub remains far away
From the socks from your feet
From the socks from your feet
Rake your hair till it’s neat
Rake your hair till it’s neat
There’s a coach comin’ in
There’s a coach comin’ in today!
There’s a coach comin’ in
Hurry! Hurry! Do ya hear?
With a cargo of joy from Paree
Drop the tables and chairs
Get them beds up the stairs
And be sure every lock has a key
For it’s coming with sheep who buy perfume
Who wear powder and rouge from Paree
Who will have to go somewhere to get them
And that somewhere to go, will be me
There’s a coach comin’ in
And it’s flyin’ like a deer
Thank the Lord, there’s relief on the way
Packed with all of your hearts
Packed with all of your hearts
More than 500 tarts
More than 500 tarts
There’s a coach comin’ in
There’s a coach comin in today!
There’s a coach comin’ in
If you listen you can hear it
A clip, up and over the hill
And the sound that you hear
Is as good as the call of the wild whippoorwill
For it’s bringin’ me eyes that are moonlight
And it’s carryin’ lips that are wine
It’s comin’ with arms that are pillows
And this evening it all will be mine
There’s a coach comin’ in
If you listen you can hear it
A clip, up and over the hill
And the sound that you hear
Is as good to your ear
As the call of the wild whippoorwill
There’s a coach comin’ in
You can feel it gettin’ near
All at once, and it bursts into veiw
And it looks to your eye
Like it fell from the sky
Like a coach full of dreams come true
For it’s bringin’ me eyes that are moonlight
And it’s carryin’ lips that are wine
And it’s comin’ with arms that are pillows
And this evening it all will be mine
There’s a coach comin’ in
Now it’s flyin’ in the clear
And the sun almost closes the day
Now there ain’t pots of gold
Now they’re all livin’ gold
There’s a coach comin’ in
There’s a coach comin’ in
And it’s here!
Responses have me in tears, LOL.
Too bad we couldn't play the theme music to "Hear Come the Brides".
GAZA...Where the men are men, and the sheep are sca-a-a-a-ared.
GOOD .. Now Interpol can get involved since it is sex slave trafficking!
Why would the Egyptians not want the Gazans to have some sheep?
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