Any adult who ventures into the woods beyond the scent distance of a national park snack concession without a gun is a moron who shouldn't be allowed to breed. That such a rule hasn't been rigorously enforced explains the very existence of liberals.
I'm thinking of a joke about a CommieLib tree hugger/pole smoker who was buying some bear pepper spray and bear bells before hitting the woods, because he'd heard there were black bear and griz in the area. He asked the outfitter how he could tell if there were bear around. The outfitter said by their scat. The Eco-fag asked how he could tell the difference between black bear scat and grizzly scat. The outfitter told him that black bear scat was small and often contained berries. He said griz scat was larger, often contained bells, and smelled like pepper.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!