May just eat your lunch with you. Unless of course you don't have lunch then the menu might be less varied.
Boo Boo hopes you bring meat, donkey is ok. 
Worlds largest Boo Boo bear stood 14 foot tall and weighed a bit over a half a ton. The little ones might give you a kiss!
But don't startle them, Boo Boo gave her boo boos. 
And he got patted down too:
(Trust me I had a hard time finding images not so graphic to post here)
But I am sure the Obama Administration does not mind the government liability of citizens being patted down by Boo Boo and not being able to defend themselves by an unconstitutional law inside a National Park. I am sure they can cover all the inevitable lawsuits based on reasonable responsibility, the second amendment and the such with warning signs and a few hundred Million bucks.
I really think that Obama should send all poor city liberal environmentalists to our New CHANGE based National parks for Nature walks. How else are they going to discover the true Mother Nature PMS moments? Disney movies are not quite as exciting as a walk in the Park in the much improved Obamaland. Hey, bring the kids for a family adventure you will never forget!
And, if its Alaska, be sure not to miss the wolf pack attraction. With a wolf pack there can be fun for the whole family!!!
