The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, March 20, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03/20/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[KC_Lion]

GOD.........I wish she was in the White House Now Instead of TOTUS :(

[TornadoAlley3]

The bonuses were agreed to in March 2008, long before the company came to the government for help. Liddy said at the hearing that Federal Reserve Bank Chairman Ben Bernanke knew of the deals months ago.

Committee members requested that Liddy provide them with minutes from all meetings with the Federal Reserve Bank, and the New York Fed, where the bonuses were discussed.

[NeoCaveman]

Sarah is so beautiful.

Inside and out.

[gargoyle]

...Only if you grow yer own Medical Marijuana...

[Clint N. Suhks]

Wait yes I can.

Peggy Nootered is a ______ _____!

[Canedawg]

Yeah he’s fiddlin’ alright...fiddlin’ around with his basketball tourney brackets.

[mylife]

Rush’s juxtaposition of Sarah and Obama is brilliant and enlightening

Stand up Chuck!

[50cal Smokepole]

STAND UP CHUCK!

[Enterprise]

Oh man. It sucks to be a DUPE today. He is delivering body blows to Noonan and others.

[LRS]

You are one of the smart ones!

[Clint N. Suhks]

STAND UP CHUCK!

[mylife]

Thats what I meant. Her words are wonderful and from the heart, rather than a teleprompter.

[Roccus]

RIMSHOTS!!

[Bahbah]

[mylife]

Oh.... Hey!... What was I thinking?...

L0L

[Clint N. Suhks]

My key board locked up. :o(

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

We have so many vipers up on the hill, it would sure be nice to get a butterfly up there.

[A. Morgan]

VP Joe Biden threatens state officials.

What has happened to our country?

[Clint N. Suhks]

I love her so!

[NeoCaveman]