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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, March 20, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 03/20/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: radioshowhosts; rush; rushlimbaugh; talkradio
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To: mylife

GOD.........I wish she was in the White House Now Instead of TOTUS :(


101 posted on 03/20/2009 9:27:48 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Lord help our Armed Service members that they not become pawns in Hussein's quest to destroy America)
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The bonuses were agreed to in March 2008, long before the company came to the government for help. Liddy said at the hearing that Federal Reserve Bank Chairman Ben Bernanke knew of the deals months ago.

Committee members requested that Liddy provide them with minutes from all meetings with the Federal Reserve Bank, and the New York Fed, where the bonuses were discussed.

102 posted on 03/20/2009 9:28:05 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: mylife
Sarah is so beautiful.

Inside and out.

103 posted on 03/20/2009 9:28:11 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (control the teleprompter, control the world)
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To: Joisey

...Only if you grow yer own Medical Marijuana...


104 posted on 03/20/2009 9:28:30 AM PDT by gargoyle (It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority,/ snip. S. Adams.)
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To: NeoCaveman
Wait yes I can.

Peggy Nootered is a ______ _____!

105 posted on 03/20/2009 9:28:34 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Barack "Willie Stark" 0bama starring in All The Messiah's Men)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Yeah he’s fiddlin’ alright...fiddlin’ around with his basketball tourney brackets.


106 posted on 03/20/2009 9:28:45 AM PDT by Canedawg (Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the preah, he's fiddlin' alright..)
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Rush’s juxtaposition of Sarah and Obama is brilliant and enlightening

Stand up Chuck!


107 posted on 03/20/2009 9:28:50 AM PDT by mylife ( The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Clint N. Suhks
STAND UP CHUCK!
108 posted on 03/20/2009 9:28:53 AM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Hey Al Gore! Get your fat carcass over here and shovel all this global warming off my driveway!)
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Oh man. It sucks to be a DUPE today. He is delivering body blows to Noonan and others.


109 posted on 03/20/2009 9:28:57 AM PDT by Enterprise (I went to America and all I got were some DVDs and little helicopters.)
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To: darkangel82

You are one of the smart ones!


110 posted on 03/20/2009 9:29:32 AM PDT by LRS (Just contracts; just laws; just a constitution...)
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To: 50cal Smokepole
STAND UP CHUCK!
111 posted on 03/20/2009 9:29:45 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Barack "Willie Stark" 0bama starring in All The Messiah's Men)
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To: NeoCaveman

Thats what I meant. Her words are wonderful and from the heart, rather than a teleprompter.


112 posted on 03/20/2009 9:30:01 AM PDT by mylife ( The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: 50cal Smokepole
RIMSHOTS!!

Photobucket Photobucket

113 posted on 03/20/2009 9:30:12 AM PDT by Roccus (The Capitol, the White House, the Court house.....................America's Axis of Evil!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

114 posted on 03/20/2009 9:30:23 AM PDT by Bahbah (Typical white person-Snow white)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

Oh.... Hey!... What was I thinking?...

L0L


115 posted on 03/20/2009 9:30:50 AM PDT by mylife ( The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

My key board locked up. :o(


116 posted on 03/20/2009 9:31:24 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Barack "Willie Stark" 0bama starring in All The Messiah's Men)
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To: mylife

We have so many vipers up on the hill, it would sure be nice to get a butterfly up there.


117 posted on 03/20/2009 9:31:45 AM PDT by WorkerbeeCitizen (The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

VP Joe Biden threatens state officials.

What has happened to our country?


118 posted on 03/20/2009 9:31:48 AM PDT by A. Morgan (Every night I pray that Rezko and Blago roll over on Obama!)
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To: Bahbah

I love her so!


119 posted on 03/20/2009 9:31:57 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Barack "Willie Stark" 0bama starring in All The Messiah's Men)
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To: mylife

120 posted on 03/20/2009 9:32:10 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (control the teleprompter, control the world)
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