Man loses tooth as bowlers brawl over etiquette

yahoo ^ | 19-March

[stainlessbanner]

ROCKLIN, Calif. – Police said a dispute over bowling etiquette led one man to assault another with a 16-pound ball, knocking out one of the man's teeth. They said a 24-year-old man hit a man in the face with the bowling ball during a melee involving six bowlers at the Rocklin AMF Lanes. Two groups got into a fist fight about 12:40 a.m. Thursday after two bowlers approached the lane at the same time. They couldn't agree which should go first.

[Glenn]

The Big Lebowski comes to life.

[Carpe Cerevisi]

I’m sure Obama could find a joke in there somewhere.

[xsmommy]

Jesus must be in the house!

[cweese]

The Dude abides.

[stainlessbanner]

I couldn’t think of anything smarmy enough, but I’m sure folks will make the connection with ‘ol gutter ball

[ClearCase_guy]

When I was young, an important aspect of sports was learning about "good sportsmanship".

I guess they don't emphasize that so much any more.

[xsmommy]

[MrB]

As it was in the days of Noah, when every heart was wicked, and every thought of man evil, so will it be in the days before the coming of the Son of Man.

Don’t worry, though, the Holy Spirit must leave the earth before the Anti-Christ can appear,

and since the Holy Spirit lives in the hearts of all believers, we have to be gone for Him to be gone.

[Constitution Day]

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

[JPG]

It’s a 7-10 split...just the canines left.

[TLEIBY308]

Sounds like there was some beer involved in this.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Any chance any of these guys were drinking beer at the time of this melee?

[Constitution Day]

Well said, but...wrong Jesus.

[Deaf Smith]

What I learned in my younger days, was that bowling usually evolved lots of beer.

[MrB]

Oh, didn’t know you were referring to

Hay Seus

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Beat me by 32 seconds...

[FourPeas]

These guys took up the wrong hobby. They should be playing hockey.

[edcoil]

That is because they don't keep score - no one loses.

Good sportsmanship is not only playing by the rules but to lose with dignity and honor and win with grace and class.

[xsmommy]