Posted on 03/18/2009 8:17:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Is that old wind bag still on the air Oh never mind I listen everyday and I even think the posting of this is getting old so no more thats the last one DITTO lomg live EIB
Congratulations on winning the Official Rush Limbaugh Thread Golden EIB Microphone!
Hi, IMPR.
I hope Rush has the audio of Obama’s teleprompter snafu with the PM of Ireland.
I’m in a Rush-Groove....Both he and Beck are hammering Congress on the whole AIG deal, keep it going Rush!
I knew you’d come through.
Congrats on winning the RLGEIDA! :) =^..^=
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushSaysItJustLikeItIsdittos from Biggirl. PING!!!!:) =^..^=
Thank you
BTW, how do you pronounce that?
:( Nooooo I like when you post it. I’m OCD you can’t mess with my routine. *LOL*
No kidding that is some funny dung
Heard Laura Ingrham on Imus this AM. She’s sittin’ in for BOR tonight and she’s loaded for bear.
I’m SO glad Zero has told us poor befuddled masses who are his picks for the March Madness final Four.
I’m SO happy he’s attending to important stuff like that......
Hope Rush talks about this. THE MSM ARE BUSTED.
The “JournoList” cabal of the MSM/DNC/Hussein campaign.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/20086.html
Hmmm: Peter Orzag, Until Recently Head of the Congressional Budget Office, Is a Member of Lefty JournoList
—Ace
Really!
So it’s not just lefty opinion column writers. And it’s not just lefty “objective journalists” now, either.
Now important “non-partisan” civil servants are on the list, too? Sharing secrets and schemes with the group?
How wonderful for them.
Was Orzag a member when he was running the CBO, I wonder?
The Way The Left Is Sending Out Ag School Grads To Defend Their Email List Means A Lot of Important People Are On It
http://www.redstate.com/erick/2009/03/17/a-peek-at-the-left-wing-echo-chamber/
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