The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03/18/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[RSmithOpt]

LOL!! Maybe RasterMaster can put a tel-0-prompter on a goldn throne??

[rightwingintelligentsia]

The AIG hearing live thread.

[RSmithOpt]

Thank You....Geeze Congress likes attention these days....it takes away from their time to actually read legislation.

[RasterMaster]

[RasterMaster]

DUH-bama's "Golden throne"....LOL

[RasterMaster]

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

Congress likes attention these days

That bunch of cluster****s push many more buttons and they could begin to get attention they don't want.

Even if it's "only" lawsuits over interference in contracts.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

You’ve got to send me some great sign ideas for the Lexington Tea Party Saturday. *L* I love your images.

[NeoCaveman]

Does Rush want Jay Leno to fail?

[hattend]

I wouldn’t go to Detroit without RoboCop as a date.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Jay Leno wants capitalism to fail.

[RasterMaster]

[RSmithOpt]

Thanks A Bunch!!! I seriously, seriously appreciate your work!! I watch this thread as much as I can for lots of reasons, but, your artwork makes me laugh....some days I (we all) need that!!

[sono]

If they die, blame Al Gore.

[RasterMaster]

Just google...there’s plenty!

http://cinie.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fraud-obama-6-735308.jpg

[RasterMaster]

[RasterMaster]

Graphics are not mine...just posting what I find using a search.

[RSmithOpt]

Cluster****s is mildly putting it....you're too kind.

Reminds me of the scene from Heatbreak Ridge where Gunny Highway tells the general about the cluster**** for the alert drill called at night where his men should have equipment already issued and the dweeb captain bellars about forms.

[RSmithOpt]

Thank you for your service...sincerely.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Jimmy Carter seen leaving the White House today.