The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03/18/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
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Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
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G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[RasterMaster]

[Current Occupant]

No one does it better than you. TOTUS is great but they both need names. When the right or left one talks to him he/she must have a name. You’re really on to something here Rush, mockery is a pretty strong tactic.

[RasterMaster]

[Clint N. Suhks]

Carol was the rude libtard caller yesterday that said she
shouldn’t have been put ahead of other callers. Rush put
her back on hold and never brought her back, then he
promised to call her today. Snerdly “forgot” to call her
today and I thought they were calling her back then.
Apparently she’s not answering her phone.

[Timeout]

The one on the right is TOTUS.

On the left, we have L-TOTUS
(pronounced “EL TOTUS”)

La Raza will be pleased.

[Current Occupant]

Like it.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Code Pink at the AIG hearings:



I thought they were just anti-war kooks. I had no idea they were branching out into anti-Capitalism, but I guess the two go together.

[RSmithOpt]

re 244: Maybe Rush can send her a ‘Golden Tele-0-Prompter Statue’ award as a ‘I’m sorry’ gift? (Fyi: the 0 previous is a zero too)

[Just Lori]

She forgot what she was going to say.

[hattend]

http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/211012/Geithner-Caves-on-AIG-Bonuses%2C-Defends-Liddy

Tim Geithner is now completely on the defensive. In a long letter to Nancy Pelosi, he explained how and why he approved the AIG bonuses (troubling) and described a plan to “recoup” them. The letter will not likely stop the growing chorus of criticism that may well drive Geithner out of office.

Geithner’s new plan will not “recoup” the bonuses at all: It will merely reduce the amount of the next taxpayer handout to AIG from $30 billion to $29.835 billion. This is not likely to quell the outrage: What most people are angy about is that AIG paid $165 million of taxpayer money in “retention” bonuses to executives who blew up the firm (many of whom aren’t at the company anymore).

[Just Lori]

What a lovely outfit.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Can’t think of a better example of a freak.

[RSmithOpt]

Where did you get the code pinkie girl pic?

[hattend]

[Just Lori]

I’ll bet Bawney would look good in those bloomers! LMAO!

[longtermmemmory]

Jimmy Carter used to PERSONALLY produce the WH tennis court schedule.

[Clint N. Suhks]

The teleprompter told her not to answer the phone.

[RSmithOpt]

Johnny Five is watching you:

[Clint N. Suhks]

Those ARE Bawney’s bloomers!

[RasterMaster]

This whole administration is in over its head!